Things that make you laugh - without fail.

Nitefly · 19 Nov 2009 at 18:48

For anybody that used to watch badly dubbed children's anime like Dragonball Z in all its ridiculous glory, this is an absolutely hilarious parody that always makes me laugh

Phate · 19 Nov 2009 at 19:25

No-One said:
From Bottom

Eddie: Still, at least we got the duck

Richie: The duck?

Eddie: Yeah! It's made out of plastic

Richie: Eddie, what in the name of Greek ******* is the use of a plastic duck?

Eddie: It floats in the bath

Richie: But why?

Eddie: It's hollow!

Richie: Why the duck!?

Eddie: It came free with the telly

Richie: Eddie everything came free with the telly, we were looting! Why didn't we get a free telly with the telly?

Eddie: WELL IT WOULD SINK IN THE BATH!!

Great episode that!

[FnG]magnolia · 19 Nov 2009 at 20:35

From 'Green Wing' :

[Boyce has taken Dr Statham to a restaurant after having bought him at the slave auction]

Dr. Alan Statham: Joanna brought me here once ... to discuss hospital employment policy. Surreptitiously however, I was bringing her to climax with a breadstick.

Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Yes, I've died and gone to heaven, females are fighting over their pants. They're going to rip each other's clothes off!
Boyce: I'm getting a semi.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Semi? What's wrong with you boy, I'm like a flagpole!

Dr. Alan Statham: Erm ... you may be thinking that I am comparing my penis to that of a corpse.
[looks shifty and wanders away]

Dark_Angel · 19 Nov 2009 at 20:36

Is it wrong that I don't find bottom, the young ones or black adder funny?

O.o

gumbald · 19 Nov 2009 at 20:42

I'd have to say Phoenix Nights. Or Police Squad/Naked Gun. Oh, and Python films as above. Oh, lots.

bhavv · 19 Nov 2009 at 20:47

Dark_Angel · 19 Nov 2009 at 21:21

Hopefully that works.

Steveh_monkey · 19 Nov 2009 at 21:34

Unassuming people being tackled to the floor by someone who appears quickly from off camera, that gets me every time.
Anyone remember the Horne and Corden Sketch show? It was brutally awful, but there was one sketch where that happened, and it had me in stitches every time cause I'll always find that funny.

Also, Arrested Development (my favourite TV show of all time) I still find funny on 4th viewing.

"I combined my degrees in Psycho Analysis and Therapy to become the worlds first AnalRapist"

nin9abadga · 19 Nov 2009 at 22:22

airplane:

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

plus anything from Randy in South Park (the baseball one where he's fighting, plus the drink driving one, the obama one) "what seems to be the officer problem?"

edit: and Team America World Police, practically the whole thing makes me laugh, I love the song especially when it gets to the sad bit and it goes all sombre, can't link it though not forum friendly

knowledge123 · 19 Nov 2009 at 22:27

The "Hitler Banned from Xbox Live" video, and others based on the same clip

Ziggy · 19 Nov 2009 at 22:33

Pretty much everything Karl Pilkington has ever said.

m0rte · 20 Nov 2009 at 02:18

Kitten mittens!

so many laugh out loud moments in sunny, love it!

Tonyator · 20 Nov 2009 at 02:21

Dark_Angel said:
Is it wrong that I don't find bottom, the young ones or black adder funny?

O.o

No, I'm the same.

nin9abadga said:
airplane:
...

^TANK^ · 20 Nov 2009 at 02:21

Theguy · 20 Nov 2009 at 02:27

nin9abadga said:
airplane:

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

just reading that made me laugh out loud.. aaa funny film that is, i must put it on again

Doohickey · 20 Nov 2009 at 02:30

Bubo · 20 Nov 2009 at 09:23

Monty Python self defence from fresh fruit sketch
Kramer, "I'm out!"
Anything Rich Hall says on QI
Anything David Mitchell says on any comedy quiz show
Chris Morris, "Is there an onion limit?"
Alan Partridge, "yes....yes....yes.....yes..yes..YES..YES!!...YEEEESSSS!!! THAT, whas a goooal"
Stewart Lee, "...and then I got off the bus, aaaah"
Igor/Marty Feldman, "Blücher!"
Cpt Rum, "ahar, ahar, ahaarr, AHAAAAAAARRRRRR, me ladee."

Will Gill · 20 Nov 2009 at 10:32

Nitefly said:
For anybody that used to watch badly dubbed children's anime like Dragonball Z in all its ridiculous glory, this is an absolutely hilarious parody that always makes me laugh

hahaha that's awesome had me in stitches

Nitefly · 20 Nov 2009 at 12:03

Will Gill said:
hahaha that's awesome had me in stitches

I'm glad somebody else appreciates it

~>Dg<~ · 20 Nov 2009 at 12:16

used to be dog near me that hopped on its front legs like a handstand everytime it had to pee :confused:

dont know why it did it but was very strange and funny. could have made millions off that dog