Things that make you laugh - without fail.

[Draeger]

Blackadder is like Fawlty Towers. I can sit and watch an entire series over and over again and still roar with laughter at it everytime.

They don't make 'em like they used to!!.

 

[thepeganator]

Simpsons sketch in Moe's where Homer is advised to catch a leprechaun gets me every time.

 

[qqg3]

Blackadder: "Deny everything, Baldrick."
George: "Are you Private Baldrick?"
Baldrick: "No."
George: "But you are Captain Blackadder's batman?"
Baldrick: "No."
George: "Oh, come on, Baldrick -- be a bit more helpful, it's me."
Baldrick: "No, it isn't."

Ha. One of many. Awesome stuff, that and lots of things on youtube of people being stupid.

 

[RIZZEE]

There is an episode of How I Met Your Mother where Ted is talking to Lily about when they kissed in university and he goes:

Ted: Lily... *Pause* ... Comeon (Says it really fast)

Lily: But Ted!

Ted: Lily... *Pauses longer* ... Comeon (Says it really fast)

Lily: Ted I...

Ted: Lily... *Pauses even longer* ... Comeon (Says it really fast)

Don't know why but whenever he goes "Comeon" I crack up

LOL that part was brilliant

 

[Biohazard]

Hahahahaha!

 

[monkeygremlin]

Any video with Yakety Sax played over it.

 

[Sone]

any one of Phates "storys" about car damage

 

[Saundie]

"I wish I was wearing Geordie Jeans"

"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded."

 

[TurnipHead]

edit: nvmd, didnt realise it was funny quotes, i posted a dancing video.

 

[Biohazard]

^ not worky?

 

[Vampyre]

Anything with Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, I'm laughing from the moment they come on screen

 

[xGBHxPegasus]

This scene always gets me

 

[Dutchman]

Love friends and always raises a laugh with me

But Chris Kamara, the legend, has some incredible quotes, this says it better than I ever could:

 

[qqg3]

Love friends and always raises a laugh with me

But Chris Kamara, the legend, has some incredible quotes, this says it better than I ever could:
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Yes! Got sent this on facetube, quality stuff. Jeff Stelling is awesome too.

 

[Dark_Angel]

edit: nvmd, didnt realise it was funny quotes, i posted a dancing video.

Can be pretty much anything as long as it's not OCUK unfriendly.

 

[Von Smallhausen]

This scene form the Young One's still has me in stitches..

Classic

I am in tears.

Oh the memories.

 

[Admiral Huddy]

"shut up and tell you the answer" haha

 

[Wilderbeast]

Dogma with Chris Rock....

Bethany: Wait a minute. Christ. You know Christ?

Rufus: KNOW Him? ****, **** (racist term) owes me 12 bucks!

 

[_dogma_]

"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded."

YES!

Or "I ate a big red candle" or "I pooped a hammer"

Jimmy Carr's "It's not chubby chasing, it's more waddle, waddle, GOTCH!"

 

[No-One]

From Bottom

Eddie: Still, at least we got the duck

Richie: The duck?

Eddie: Yeah! It's made out of plastic

Richie: Eddie, what in the name of Greek ******* is the use of a plastic duck?

Eddie: It floats in the bath

Richie: But why?

Eddie: It's hollow!

Richie: Why the duck!?

Eddie: It came free with the telly

Richie: Eddie everything came free with the telly, we were looting! Why didn't we get a free telly with the telly?

Eddie: WELL IT WOULD SINK IN THE BATH!!