There are zombies!!

[mac1st3]

Sadly my work would be somewhat secure, in a shopping centre, right next to a supermarket, and a department store so knives would be easily accessible, unfortunately there's no specific weapon shops or shovel emporiums nearby, so we'd be stuck to close quarters, but I recon we'd be somewhat secure, and be alble to see them coming

 

[Hitman_Leon]

if you could be guaranteed of not being infected?


- just wondering

I think the 'Donbies' take exception to that sort of thing so you might find a ban hammer cracking your skull before they feast on your brain.

On another note, cant find my damn spade, anyone tried a mattock for skull bashing?

 

[SwishSpencor]

I think the 'Donbies' take exception to that sort of thing so you might find a ban hammer cracking your skull before they feast on your brain.

On another note, cant find my damn spade, anyone tried a mattock for skull bashing?

Guess you don't read stickys... [edit: ohnoes whurs the sticky gone]

BRB BUYING SHOTGUN AND FINDING PEEEEEEEEELZ

 

[Cosimo]

there is actually a small section about that in the zombie survival guide

I missed that, what page is it on?

 

[fieldy]

not too sure - not got it on me atm, its something like ''no tests have been conducted with sexual activity of the undead - however this is not reconmended as close proximity will almost garuntee a bite'' its something like that anyway I'll have a look when I get home

 

["andy"]

im just continuing life as normal

but with double layer motorbike leathers and helmet on

no zombies biting through !

 

[sorn21]

But what if they use their bodies as a zombie/human stairwell!

We're boned.

Controlled fire?.... um.... idk.

 

[dangerstat]

1,000s of them spotted in Birmingham, seemingly easy to distract with novelty Christmas fair stuff and bratwurst.

Dangerstat reporting from the Zombie front lines for OcUK

 

[ste2005]

HELP!!!- there in my house, no no no please dont e....................... BRAINS....BRAINS

 

[Begbie]

Heading to pick up some trusty sa80s then to the mess.

 

[TheRedZealot]

Heading to pick up some trusty sa80s then to the mess.

 

[Firestar_3x]

I would like to report Cheshire is currently Zombie free, but i've stocked up on Beer and Crisps to make sure i won't go without.

 

[Angst]

right then time to use plutonium on my turantulas, thatl give the zombies a run for their money

 

[Nick1881]

right then time to use plutonium on my turantulas, thatl give the zombies a run for their money

Bucket loads of awesomeness right there!

 

[EdGey]

i jus seen a smoker in the street!

 

[steve-h]

omg is this real?

 

[Strife212]

All the tanks and guns are in Afghanistan, we're doomed.

 

[dangerstat]

omg is this real?

Yes very real. Wait..... I see someone outside... they're eating what looks like human intestines......... no wait.... it's just a greggs pastie

 

[mrk]

SO SORRY ABOUT THE MOLOTOV GUYS!

 

[GreatAuk]

Im heading to the nearest police station, they got some nice assault rifles there, im out of ammo for my shotgun.

Nope, due to budget cuts they've only got a half charged taser, but better than nowt

All the tanks and guns are in Afghanistan, we're doomed.

At least the Afghan people will be able to repopulate the world, even if the rest of us are mostly eaten in a few weeks.

The news is saying keep inside and arm yourself... OMG guys, this is real!