There are zombies!!
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Wouldn't that count as necrophilia? I'm also far from convinced it would be a very satisfying experience, zombies not being known for their passion or involvement unless it involves eating brains. However that aside, I would be happy to nominate you as the person to find out if it is possible, if it should prove necessary I'm entirely prepared to hit you over the head with a hammer.
I AM OFFEND
Good thing I just finished reading the Zombie Survival Guide
Can i lend that of you?
Right boys- we have been warned early- thats the good news.
Stage 1 - its like a game of red alert- you need to turtle. Get to Tesco before the infection reaches you (im in cambridge, quite far from liverpool). Get lots of supplies. Get stuff to barricade yourself in the house with- make one room "super-safe", with multiple barricades and a heavy bed etc in the way of the doors- so no zombie could get in. Protect this supersafe room with all you have!
Stage 2 - Find a good weapon- If l4d2 has taught me anything, the lesson is get a guitar! Or more seriously a bat, chainsaw or whatever you can find.
Stage 3 - Steal a 4x4 and park it in your drive. The police will be too busy to care. (n.b. dont steal from your neighbours as they will see their car and take it back
Stage 4- WAIT IT OUT- Zombies scratch at the door, they break through the downstairs window, but you run upstairs to your ultra barricaded bedroom. Your friend doesn't make it and is eaten alive on the stairs. It's too late for him now though!
Stage 5 - the RUN FOR IT. Remember that stolen 4x4? Did you remember to fill it up? If not = D'OH. If so = drive to the coast.
Stage 6- obtain a boat, with a sat-nav.
Stage 7- go to Oil rig. Wait 1 year until all zombies gone.
Stage 8- great success!
This man has it sorted, im with him.
Wouldn't that count as necrophilia? I'm also far from convinced it would be a very satisfying experience, zombies not being known for their passion or involvement unless it involves eating brains. However that aside, I would be happy to nominate you as the person to find out if it is possible, if it should prove necessary I'm entirely prepared to hit you over the head with a hammer.
But think of the possibilities! Oozing fluids are bound to be lubricating, and you can make as many orifices as you want...
It's all quiet here in Cardiff - nobody wants to come to Wales, not even the zombies
they will come in sheep form
thats the idea! Lucky dip and see how it feels.
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Well, since you've taken the idea and run with it I'm happy to extend my original offer to Deific about trying it to you and I'd be willing to hit you with a hammer as well if it proves necessary. I'm generous like that.
