So what about men that like Twilight?
If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way.
I have no idea what this is all about, looks like I'm not missing anything :S
I think the fuss is fuelled by the books really, as mentioned in http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight the Edward character is built up to be this absolute epitomy of what women want, for many this has translated to pattinson. Unless you have a liability to fall in love with the description of a poncey but strong fella then I don't think there's much fuss to buy into, other than that it's just another teen-targetted vampire flick.I thought about watching this just to see what all the fuss was about, but perhaps it's best avoided...
Fatty screams about Twilight
If only she used those mouth covering skills to stop putting so much cake in her hole this world would be a far prettier place.
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