Twilight Fans are pretty hardcore

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I've read the first 3 books and i'll admit they are pretty good, but it's not amazing and the first film was AWFUL. Seriously.. i watched the first 15 mins and turned it off.. i've still only watched about an hour of it.. the acting is POOR. The directing was pretty mediocre as well.
 
Brilliant thread.

Must have been torture reading through twilight related things to get some quotes to amuse us though, for this I thank you.
 
im a Twilight fan but those quotes sound like they are really young girls. i'm not that obsessed!!

when i first saw the film i thought it was good, then I read the books and that's when i really loved them. my friend has just read the first book and agreed it's really well written
 
i'm not that obsessed that I ask my bf to climb through the window (i dont have a bf but thats not the point)

or want a tattoo of Twilight, or any of the other quotes

He doesnt look like a foot lol. If I wasn't single then I probably wouldn't notice him
 
He doesnt look like a foot lol.

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Apparently the fourth book features such delights as :

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1. Bella giving birth to Edward's kid.
2. Except he has to give her a C-section. Using, you know, his fangs.
3. Oh yeah. Don't forget that the baby breaks Bella's spine during the birth.
4. Should have mentioned that the baby has some weird super-aging process going on which makes it grow older more quickly.
5. Which, thankfully, makes it ok for Edward to be in love with it. That's right - not love it, but be in love with it.
6. Yeah.

Stephanie Myers is one messed up lady. Her self-insertion in the books is hardly a first in literature (she is Bella) but it really does show up her bizarre outlook on life and many, many reviews have linked this to her Mormon upbringing. More worrying to me is the example she's setting up for younger, impressionable women : hey, it's ok to be in love with someone who breaks into your house, watches you sleep, has total control over you, and has you knocked up by the ripe old age of 18 because ... um ... nevermind the reasoning, it just is!

Her writing is like reading poor Anne Rice fanfiction. There is no plot to speak of, the messages the book conveys are completely outdated and the characters are vapid, uninspired and uninspiring.

I could go on but I'll only get myself worked up into some crazy nerd rage :mad:
 
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I don't get it.

But damn he is one very lucky git. He could almost any guilable female in the Western world right now. I know I would be taken advantage of it.
 
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