How much can you drink and still be standing?

[FnG]magnolia;15494930 said:
I could drink more than that and certainly have done. It's a stupid thing to do, though, and your body will hate you for it if you continue to do it for any length of time.

Also, pro tip : don't post childish 'how hard are you?' posts on forums. It makes you look like an arse.
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Pro Pro tip don't post back making out your 'arder. Just makes you look even worse than the OP.

Loads of things contribute to how much you can take as well. If your feeding your face all the time with foods like pizza then you can drink a lot lot longer before even feeling the effects
 
Josh107 said:
Pro Pro tip don't post back making out your 'arder. Just makes you look even worse than the OP.

Loads of things contribute to how much you can take as well. If your feeding your face all the time with foods like pizza then you can drink a lot lot longer before even feeling the effects
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I agree with all of this.
 
My record is most of a litre of vodka and 4 cans of newcastle brown.
I think drinking with red bull helps sobriety but my god I had a terrible dump the next day, this was drinking from 6 until 6 the next morning (12 hour time period). Was a good night in all :D

If I go to town it's usually 3 or 4 pints, a fair few double jacks and then 10-15 jagerbombs.
I find if I drink loads of energy drinks I don't get too drunk, but theres a part of me which clicks into gear when I've reached my limits which stops me from drinking more, I've learned to listen to it.
 
zovirax said:
To drink half pints is not a wuss IMO, alcoholics sometimes do it cos of the speed they drink at to try and drink less or something.
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Because someone suggesting they drank 482 and 1/2 pints is clearly being truthful? I feel you may have rather missed the point of the comment, it wasn't a serious observation, I even put in a smiley to give a clue.

Drink whatever you want but boasting about it has never seemed all that worthwhile to me - especially because as far as I can tell it's got a lot to do with your inbuilt natural tolerance although obviously practice does play a part.
 
Janesy B said:
I just stop before I go too far so I can enjoy being slightly tipsy and not want to empty my stomach on my lap.

It's all about moderation. If you don't know when to stop then you are an idiot.

If I ever get like this:

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I hope someone puts a bullet in my head.
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Drunk - check

Pizza - check

Sleeping - check

Humorous picture to go with the night - check

Sounds like an awesome night imo :p
 
I couldn't even say the most I've drank.

Maybe lots?

More than you anyway!

Wheres the fun involved in drinking on here?! Nobody on OcUK seems to understand, people go out with mates, get smashed its all a laugh. So what if it's not good for you, I don't care!
Yeah yeah, "You can have a good night without alcohol" I'd rather not, it makes you seem like an arse.
 
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Absolutely hate drinking so much I struggle to stand, it's so pointless. Get myself to that happy place with good friends and I'll stop there if possible thanks.
 
zovirax, no offense, but you sound like everything that's wrong with this country. You and your mates.
 
the most i have had was 9 buds and 1/4 of vodka bottle.. i could take more but i dont see a point xD i like walking back home by my self :)
 
n1blo said:
Yeah yeah, "You can have a good night without alcohol" I'd rather not, it makes you seem like an arse.
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Really???

I like to have a drink when I'm out.... but I have never, ever thought someone looked like an arse for not drinking. What a bizarre thing to say. Quite frankly its those who get so drunk they lose their senses, ability to walk, talk and act human who look like the arse !

Strange and funny thread this !
 
Begbie said:
Drunk - check

Pizza - check

Sleeping - check

Humorous picture to go with the night - check

Sounds like an awesome night imo :p
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If Carlsberg made/arranged nights out...

They'd probably make/arrange the best nights out in the world :p
 
tres said:
zovirax, no offense, but you sound like everything that's wrong with this country. You and your mates.
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What do you mean? Im not a chav. I may wear a hoodie but Im not a chav. Why am I everything thats wrong with England?! makes no sense to me, Im normal.
 
LiamC said:
Around 8 pints and ill happily stop. However i have been in such a state that i was thrown out of a club and couldn't walk to get a taxi so i lay in the middle of town with puke all over me.
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Last time one of my mates did that we actually left him behind a bin in an alley for about 3 hours (He passed out like), came back when the club shut.
Then he was generous enough to pay for the taxi :D

It's completely fair game when it happens by law of drunk. Last time it happened to me I woke up with half a head of hair, permanent marker all over me, chilli powder down my asscrack and I was cocooned in cling film.
 
EgonSpengler said:
Quite frankly its those who get so drunk they lose their senses, ability to walk, talk and act human who look like the arse !
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That's true, getting soo hammered your unable to walk does make you look like a fool. But getting drunk is a different matter, I like to go out at the weekend and have a few drinks without being labeled
tres said:
everything that's wrong with this country. You and your mates.
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I don't see how I can get branded as that, I don't cause trouble.

But I think that culture dictates you need to drink round here. Generally people I've met who tell me that they don't drink are on the whole, rather dull.

Get out the house, get smashed and get laid tbh.
 
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