And on a more serious note:
While I would guess that the police does have a few cases of plumbum pendulans, the vast majority of officers signed up precisely so that they could be out on the streets. The various officers I know love to help people, and love to nick villains. But, like teachers, they loathe the constant, often well-meaning but ill-informed, political interference. Like any large organisation (and it doesn't get much bigger than the government) there are simply too many people who have the power to change the way a fed (sorry VonS, I seem to remember you don't like that term?) does his/her job. Every last junior minister, jumped-up local councillor, Chief Super who has polished his desk for too long etc, can all add a form or two "for important information". The Home Office has a group which sets out how many of the official forms are to look, but every force then plays silly ******s with it, so every version looks different. And every last junior manager likes to change the forms to show that they are a "Master of Change" so they look good at the next round of pen-pusher leap-frog. The result is a constantly changing blizzard of impossible to understand forms almost exclusively designed by people who don't have to use them. The officer will have to fill out the same information on several forms because there's no way to populate several forms at once - because that would need one manager to take overall change. And since that would mean all the other would have to be his/her biatches, then that's not going to happen.
Give these/gals a machine which filled out the forms for them, and hand them an ASP and some CS, and most would just love it - even in the depths of winter.
M