Sounds like you have it good!
Not only is their a BT line that goes to my house and attaches next to my bedroom window, but there is also a lampost across the road, and a tree outside my house. Inside the tree live a bird that likes to leave presents on the windscreen of my car.
Who do I ring to go nuts?
Oh wait, I just got good curtains to block the light, parked my car 5 yars further along the road and realised I needed a phone line. Never mind.
Not only is their a BT line that goes to my house and attaches next to my bedroom window, but there is also a lampost across the road, and a tree outside my house. Inside the tree live a bird that likes to leave presents on the windscreen of my car.
Who do I ring to go nuts?
Oh wait, I just got good curtains to block the light, parked my car 5 yars further along the road and realised I needed a phone line. Never mind.
