Chlamydia Spam

jp_bl_68 · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:29

Is anyone else getting sent letters about chlamydia testing? I've had about 4 letters and 3 testing kits sent to me in the last month. I think someone's trying to tell me something.

Lysander · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:29

You dirty ****.

Cyanide · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:30

Maybe you should take the test just to be sure?

Fireskull · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:30

Maybe thats their way of telling you without telling you...

Just see in the pot and see

neil3k · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:30

*Insert they might be addressed to your mum comment here*

Neodite · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:33

Maybe a girl you have slept with is getting them sent out to you so you get the hint

Now go pee in the cup and update us with your new chlamydia freind.

*Edit* 5 Stars in the hope you do the test

Redz · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:36

When I read the thread title I thought they'd brought out a new flavour.

Chlamydia flavoured spam. nom nom nom.

Kristoph · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:37

Thread has potential.

Go test!

Infam0us · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:41

OP has Chlamydia?

L0rdMike · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:42

You have Chlamydia ha ha ah aha hah ah ah ha.

Wicksta · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:42

Worst "I've had sex!" thread ever.

Cyanide · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:43

Wicksta said:
Worst "I've had sex!" thread ever.

That entirely depends on who/what it was with :eek:

I get around · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:44

Nope, but i did take the test and I'm clean.

I also picked up a free condom pack from college not realising it was a gay mens health pack. 2 thick johnnys, a pack of lube and an anal sex manual

Kutter · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:45

You havent been messing around with supermarket checkout girls have you ?

Cyanide · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:45

I get around said:
Nope, but i did take the test and I'm clean.

I also picked up a free condom pack from college not realising it was a gay mens health pack. 2 thick johnnys, a pack of lube and an anal sex manual

The irony of that post with your username

Aedus · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:46

I get around said:
Nope, but i did take the test and I'm clean.

I also picked up a free condom pack from college not realising it was a gay mens health pack. 2 thick johnnys, a pack of lube and an anal sex manual

Lol'd.

On a side note I got tested a few weeks ago for everything, trust me, after a swab you never want to have unprotected sex again, ever.
It's just not worth the pain!

4T5 · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:47

Don't worry lad you can't catch it via Email.

dave1983 · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:48

Cyanide said:
The irony of that post with your username

you dirty stop out

Cosimo · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:50

Infam0us said:
OP has Chlamydia?

You mustn’t ask.

Guerrilla · 12 Feb 2010 at 12:51

Redz said:
When I read the thread title I thought they'd brought out a new flavour.

Chlamydia flavoured spam. nom nom nom.

Wierdly this was my first thought too

Chlamydia Spam

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