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I hate it when people don't wash there hands, out the cubicle and straight out the toilets. WTF!
Some people are really disgusting
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I got a theory that I'd like to believe works. You wash hands but leave a little bit of soap residue on them, get a bit of paper towel, open door and then wipe hands with towel. I'd like to think that any germs are killed by all the soap!
Or, wash soap off and then open the door with the paper towel?
Touche!
Or, wash soap off and then open the door with the paper towel?
Touche!
Ah, but then there could be germs on the paper towel and you need to hold it while you look for a bin. I've had way too much free time to think about this!
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it was nickg he went to ask that girl out but then couldnt handle it so a small trip to the toilet was needed
lol
surely its far more likely to of been a floater than for someone to take a crap then continue there shopping without wiping ?
Wet toilet paper? Ewww it just falls apart.
I can get my *** clean with dry easily.
I hover over toilets and rarely take a dump in public toilets, it's not an appropriate place to take dumps.
Public toiilet splashback!
Just lay down some toilet paper before you start, it softens the impact. Furthermore it works well as a safety check for toilet roll.
hahahahahaha
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Try one of the toilets at work... No soap in there for a whole day, so what are the people doing? Licking their hands clean?... now THAT is gross!
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Worst thing I saw was when I was at college. I went to the toilet to go for a poop because I had no choice (IBS related moment) and I went in I walked past some student taking a shave at one of the sinks (very odd) and went into the nearest open cubicle. Upon inspection of the cubicle (as you do) there was a half turd left on the toilet seat and and unflushed turd in bowl. Before I could even turn round to escape, the guy at the sink says to me "hold on - let me get my coat I left it hanging on the door!" (like I really wanted go in there after he done that) and I just give him this disgusted look to which he totally ignored and carried on shaving at the sink...like it was fine to leave it like that...
I wanted to say what I thought but I really didn't want to argue as I couldn't hold on for much longer - so went over to another cubicle.
After that I vowed never to step foot in those toilets again and made sure I kept my IBS as under control as possible so I didn't need to encounter something like that again... Still, I experienced very similar stuff again at uni though - I guess there's no escaping grim toilets.
I wanted to say what I thought but I really didn't want to argue as I couldn't hold on for much longer - so went over to another cubicle. After that I vowed never to step foot in those toilets again and made sure I kept my IBS as under control as possible so I didn't need to encounter something like that again... Still, I experienced very similar stuff again at uni though - I guess there's no escaping grim toilets.
What are you talking about, wet toilet paper is like 10x as strong as regular toilet paper. Are you confusing ''wet toilet paper'' with ''wet'' toilet paper as in normal toilet paper with water ?
I don't believe that at all, if I wipe my *** with regular paper only, until there's nothing coming off, and then switch to wet, there's still a lot of brown **** coming off. The only way to completely wipe it clean is to at least wipe it 10-15 times with a combo of normal-wet-normal-wet-normal-wet.
I am still of the opinion using just regular toilet paper is disgusting after a ****. It falls in the same habit as not wiping your dingdong after a pee, even if you shake it as violently as you want it'll always have a little bit of pee on it which will come onto your boxers.
The only disadvantage of it is you have an allergy ( for one of the things in it, as these things have perfume in them) and that it's bad for the sewage and environment ( it's far harder to decompose)... The only way to get your bottom clean after a dump is to either use wet toilet paper after, or take a shower and properly wash it. Or a toilet with an anal shower.
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I think snowdog that really depends on how hairy your ass is when you are trying to clean it all off.
I think snowdog that really depends on how hairy your ass is when you are trying to clean it all off.
Nope, hairs have little to do with it, it still worked the same when I was 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, and now. Your anus is nowhere near completely clean after normal paper, the **** just dries up and sticks to the anal skin.
Have you ever tried wet toilet paper ? Eg. one tissue after being done with normal toilet paper, pres hard against your anus while wiping it and I can guarantee you, the wet paper will have brown stuff on it.
The only exception is when you have a dump after a loooong while so type 1-2 ( and the harder 3's) on the bristol stool chart, then you're done after one or 2 tissues.
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Hmm are u using baby wipes or somit snowdog as otherwise when u say wet paper ppl here will think u grab a load of loo paper stick under tap and wipe which disintergrates when wiping and leaves wet bits stuck to ur bum hairs and is a nightmare.
Edit - Yep he uses baby wipes tho branded as toilet wipes he just told me.
Edit - Yep he uses baby wipes tho branded as toilet wipes he just told me.
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