How many women have you slept with!

[squerble]

9 including my current partner.

 

[manoz]

I get asked this by my female friends, even ones that don't know me that well and when I say a low number (which it actually is) they accuse me of lying. Mind your own business I say, I don't feel the need to ask a girl I;m about to get with.

(It would probably be higher if I drank or took drugs or slept with girls that were drunk)

 

[pzr vr6]

Take your number, divide it by 5 and subtract 20, then you might not get castrated.

that would leave me with -19.6 lol

 

[Vita]

Is a Female escort like a prostitute? But a very classy one?

 

[Gaygle]

When you retell that story it might be an idea to leave out the corsa.

LOL how the hell do you have a threesome in a Vauxhall Corsa!?

I always knew you were a classy guy Asim

 

[jp_bl_68]

LOL how the hell do you have a threesome in a Vauxhall Corsa!?

I always knew you were a classy guy Asim

Somewhere in there there's a joke about 'tail pipes' or 'gear sticks'.

 

[Deiwos]

1, but I've done plenty of other things with ex's and one-night stands, just not the full experience. I'm not in the least bit bothered about it, as I'm a strong believer in waiting until it feels right with the person.

 

[theNude]

Over 9000

 

[borich_planner]

adjust it down. or get her to tell you first, and come out with a similar figure.

unless she says 200...

Borich

 

[deus3x]

Hot birds ive nailed = 7

The rest i dont count as they were bad drunken memories.

 

[Zirax]

Somewhere in there there's a joke about 'tail pipes' or 'gear sticks'.

****:- ooooh you're so big
Asim18:- That's the handbrake love

 

[jp_bl_68]

****:- ooooh you're so big
Asim18:- That's the handbrake love

That's good enough for it's own "Tuesday night joke" thread

 

[pzr vr6]

2 im married to the 2nd

 

[elitetrick]

I've never slept with a woman but I've had sex with 3 different women.

One was a one night stand with a girl in my college (but it was actually during the day).
One was a random girl in a threesome with my mate in his corsa.
and One was a prostitute.

Absolutely hilarious.lol well played.

I have been asked before, always just say 8 or 9 as said before. its mid teens but i've had no long term girlfriends and i am a student, so realistically mid teens is stupidly low.

 

[FatBoyObese]

More than some, less than most, but definitely no where near enough

 

[Marky]

When you retell that story it might be an idea to leave out the corsa.

And the fact the other person involved was another dude

 

[_dogma_]

I've asked and I'll always answer honestly. It's nothing to be ashamed of whether it's 0 or 100. I guess I'd be a little worried if the number was really big but it's only a number and just because they may have had lots of one night stands or whatever doesn't mean they'll always be like that.

If you're planning on having a serious relationship with someone I don't see the point of lying about it or avoiding the subject as it just looks like you're hiding something.

 

[jp_bl_68]

And the fact the other person involved was another dude

Any kind of group sex is off putting. The idea of trying to satisfy numerous people simultaneously doesn't sound like fun to me especially if some other guy's hairy nads are out on display.

 

[JBod]

29 years old - Smashed 3 pasties (maybe 4 - cant remember whether I did on an occasion).

 

[Jeimuzu86]

Just three so far, I'm pretty sure it's going four rather soon though. \o/