Have you ever . . Thread

[Biohazard]

Have you ever peed in a garbage bin because you were too tired/drunk and confused it with your toilet ?

I spewed in my mates kitchen bin when all the mates were playing cards, apparently just sat back down at the table for about 4 minutes saying nothing, before I eventually fell asleep at the table showing my hand to all... many years ago mind you.

 

[snowdog]

Nope, I’ve fallen into ditches, lain in gutters but never mistaken a tin or a bin for a proper loo. Have you?

Yep, was drunk, fell asleep, woke up after about an hour, and was so wasted I peed into the bin in my room instead of the toilet, only noticed it when I was already going.

The next day there wasn't much special, but the day after that I remembered and there were tiny little flies coming in and out my bin .


I'm guilty of:

...been talking to someone and accidentally spat on them a little bit, then had a few seconds of panic whilst wondering if they noticed or not?

Have you ever been caught by your Mum whilst you were polishing your rocket?

^not my mum buy my dad.
Or well, he didn't see me polishing the rocket but he did see 2 monitors full of porn.

Have you ever had a wee in the shower?

Always if I have to...

 

[LordSplodge]

Have you ever been mistaken for a man?

 

[FatBoyObese]

Yes, once, a little bit forced its way out when I was walking home (It was like an hour and a half walk and I was dying for a dump about halfway through). I was on my own thank god so when the nugget forced its way out I ran over to the nearest bush and let rip, wiped my arse with my boxers and then walked off.

Boxers to the rescue eh
V

 

[Evilsod]

Have you ever peed in a garbage bin because you were too tired/drunk and confused it with your toilet ?

No, although i did go to sleep in a bush on the way home from a night out. And thats no way as dirty as it sounds

 

[Admiral Huddy]

Have you ever been mistaken for a man?

Only once when I was dressed as a woman!

 

[Cosimo]

Only once when I was dressed as a woman!

Tell us more.

 

[Metalface Mark]

Told your friend on msn what chat up lines you had used to pick up women only to discover you had sent it to your girlfriend by accident. (all innocent i might add!)

 

[The Dread Pirate]

In my defense I was in the middle of nowhere, and i'm hardly gonna carry my ****ty boxers to the next bin when it's miles down the road.

You should've left 'em where the deed was done and gone commando! Fool!

 

[I get around]

You should've left 'em where the deed was done and gone commando! Fool!

Thats what I did, do you seriously think I would have worn them home? ha ha

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Thats what I did, do you seriously think I would have worn them home? ha ha

Good lad! Made your mark and left the evidence

 

[qqg3]

Have you ever pee'd in a bottle on a coach trip? (without anybody knowing.)

...yeah, long time ago...

 

[D.Roberts]

All the time

-xx-

 

[Andr3w]

No luckily, but I did pee in the sink when I was very drunk....even though the toilet was next to the sink

 

[sorn21]

Have you ever had sexual intercourse?


I have, it's awesome!

 

[buy_my_cookies]

have you ever sent a dirty text to your girlfriend and accidently sent it to her home phone only for her mum to answer it and have it read out to her.

 

[Eliot]

Lol to the above that's depressing at best I've very nearly done the same lol

 

[I get around]

Be careful ****ing in a bottle, from experience, it can explode **** everywhere from pressure.
A plastic milk jug with a large opening so you can fit your tip in easily is better.

 

[Tefal]

I have, it's awesome!

That goat has never been the same since

 

[kaybailz]

Have You ever taken a swig of your own pee for a fiver??? Btw it was a dare haha