Monday Morning Joke

One day a teacher walks into her classroom and all the children are sat nicely at their desks. She notices on the whiteboard the word 'penis' in tiny writing, she deciedes not to make a big fuss and picks up the rubber and removes the word from the board, she then carries on her lesson.

The next day the very same thing happens, only the word 'penis' is again on the whiteboard but in bigger writing. Again the teacher decides not to make a fuss and rubs it off again.

This same behavious goes on for several days with the whole class just sitting in silence when she enters the room and the word 'penis' written on the board.

The next day the teacher comes into the room, she is expecting to see 'penis' wrote across the whole whiteboard, instead she sees "Miss, the more you rub it, the more it grows."
 
I've strapped a lawnmower engine to a cardboard box and managed to get the DVLA to register it.

Time to find out whether those ****s really do buy any car.
 
anticonscience said:
The next day the teacher comes into the room, she is expecting to see 'penis' wrote across the whole whiteboard, instead she sees "Miss, the more you rub it, the more it grows."
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The more you hear it the worse it gets. What have we done to deserve this thread. ;)
 
My girlfriend and I went to a restaurant for dinner. It was a nice meal and we were ordering dessert.

I asked the waiter how much the pie was.

"£3.14 sir," he replied.

"That's funny," I chuckled.

"What's that sir?" He asked.

"That Down's syndrome boy just tried to hug a heater and burnt himself."

We both had a good laugh.




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During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy

I asked why so long a password. "Because," she explained, "the policy states that it had to be at least 8 characters long."
 
I went to a bar the other day, and asked for a "Predictive Text mistake".

So the Batman gave me one.

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I saw this guy in an Italian restaurant ordering pizza in fluent Italian. The waiter seemed to appreciate his willingness to accept their culture.

So, I tried the same thing in our local Chinese restaurant.

I squinted my eyes and shouted, "Harro! Spesha frah raice prease!" But instead of showing appreciation, they took the upturned prawn-cracker basket from my head and told me to get out.
 
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