A word of advice

[GWillow]

If you happen to be near a can of deep heat, if you happen to have a muscle strain in your arm, if you want to do something about it, if you have been sat in the sun all day and may, by some stroke of devine intervention have a degree of sunburn unbeknownst to you....

do not spray deep heat on the area. It hurts. quite a lot actually. im currently crawling up the walls.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at this. Not laughing at your misfortune (well, maybe a little snigger), just the way you wrote about it.

Its ironic isnt it - people drink water when things are too hot which is scientifically prooven to make it worse for a time, they drink beer with curries which too has been proven to be as useful as eating glass whereas the answer to all these issues is MILK!.

When I was in Borneo, I was told by a road-side spice seller that the best thing to use is a spoon full of sugar - he wasn't wrong.

 

[nin9abadga]

haha i know the feeling of deep heat on testicles prior to football (unintentionally of course!) gives you an extra yard of pace until it wears off

 

[Marky]

My favourite -- Cutting up willies. Wiping eyes.

Easily done!

 

[p4radox]

ive gotten deap heat on the old man before, or rather my gf did, not intentionally i might add. the action of washing it off actually made it worse for some odd reason. very nearly brought tears to my eyes.

I've also fallen victim to the "toasted testicles". Groin strains should not be treated with Deep Heat. It should come with some sort of warning.

 

[regulus]

I just thought of another pain that made me throw up a little. Having your shins massaged for shin splints by a 16 stone Latvian lady called Ira.

 

[Raikiri]

My favourite -- Cutting up chillies. Wiping eyes.

Easily done!

I'm going to have to be really careful with my Dorset Nagas aren't I?

 

[HaMMuS]

Counteract the Deep Heat by applying Deep Freeze, that'll definitely make it better.

 

[^TANK^]

ever caught your willy in your zip?

How about shutting your balls in the toilet seat when going for a number two .

 

[fastwunz]

How about shutting your balls in the toilet seat when going for a number two .

**** me how big are your balls? or should i say 'were' your balls

 

[^TANK^]

**** me how big are your balls? or should i say 'were' your balls

Average and its happened on more than one occasion .

 

[jwest]

spray said deap heat on testicles and hey presto, arm pain goes away.

Deep heat on nuts, Now that really hurts.

Seriously tho, deep heat is WONDERFUL

 

[Berserker]

My favourite -- Cutting up chillies. Wiping eyes.

Easily done!

In a similar vein - Applying sunscreen, wiping eyes.

Probably not as bad, but it still stings.

 

[feriso]

How about shutting your balls in the toilet seat when going for a number two .

No seriously, hwo the hell can you manage that; I've never done it and just can't visualise how you'd get into that position

 

[icedbullet]

I just thought of another pain that made me throw up a little. Having your shins massaged for shin splints by a 16 stone Latvian lady called Ira.

LOL. Shin splints are a killer!

 

[jellybeard999]

Trust me, chilli burn is worst, especially finger chillies. Running it under a cold tap doesn't help, you just have to ride it out.

Wouldn't that just put her in pain too