Need cheering up!

[James J]

Having a day from hell! Basically everything that can go wrong has gone wrong lol.

Crack out the jokes please OcUKers so I can atleast go to bed smiling instead of glum!

 

[touch]

According to a recent survey: 73% of men don't know what a cookie is. But 99% know how to delete them.

 

[4p]

Why do women have small feet? So they can get closer to the sink.

 

[Rich_L]

What's brown and sticky.



A stick..

 

[Viper²]

What's crap and unfunny?

An OcUK Joke thread.

 

[touch]

I'm exhausted after my french self defence class today.

...never run so far in my life

 

[slagsmal]

King Kong never fries his steaks....

He's a griller

 

[James J]

I'm exhausted after my french self defence class today.

...never run so far in my life

I actually laughed at that lol

 

[4p]

What's crap and unfunny?

An OcUK Joke thread.

Whats moody and gay?

Viper

 

[Cybermyk]

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone

 

[Efour]

day from hell and only 1 30 am ! sheesh

What is orange and sounds like a Parrot ??

a Carrot

 

[Efour]

Whats moody and gay?

Viper

whats gay and gay ?

2 gays

 

[Angilion]

What's red and smells like blue paint?


Red paint.

 

[4p]

What's red and smells like blue paint?


Red paint.

LMAO dno why but i laughed

 

[guyfawkes5]

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Getting raped.

 

[4p]

AHAHAHAHA

 

[jas72]

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Getting raped.

how do you shift a truck full of babies?



Pitchfork

 

[footman]

It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog. (courtesy of Milton Jones, one of the funniest men around. Check out his one-liners,that'll give you a good laugh)

 

[i-bert]

What's E.T short for?

Because he has little legs.

 

[thepharcyde]

59 minutes into your day and it's as bad as this?!?

Seriously no hope for you