I had a visit from the police tonight ...

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To cut a very long story short ....

I came back to my college room tonight to find a little yellow slip of paper from Lothian and Borders police that had been pushed under my door with the reason for visiting was due to an 'incident'.
I know what this is in connection with though. There is a bloke at the college (in his 40's) who thinks I have something against him being gay and thinks I am committing a hate crime against him. He's popped a little poster up on his door at the college which was issued by our local police force basically saying that "You don't have to be hit to be a victim".:rolleyes:
He has tried to get me into trouble with the college just recently and I found myself sitting in an office with the deputy head and another very senior member of staff defending myself because I called him a fat, alcoholic *rhymes with banker* on my facebook page. He admitted to the members of staff that I had said nothing to him personally (I don't even acknowledge him in the college at all) and have not done anything to him that he could really complain of although he did say that I intimidated him "because I looked at him funny". This comes from a man that I put up at my house over the festive period because he had nowhere else to go when the college closed, gave him money when he was short of cash and let him stay with me for no cost at all (even though he just about cleaned the bloody freezer out though and never replaced anything he took :D)
I'll have to go to the police station tomorrow and even though I know I've done nothing wrong I still feel uneasy about this. I feel as though I'm the one being victimised here.
The bloody cheek of some people I'll tell ya :mad:

Watch this space folks ... it could get very interesting :cool:

Al ;)
 
Sounds like he's your "only gay in the village and everyone is outraged at my gayness" type chap.


From what you've said you have nothing to worry about.
 
Ahhhh this is much better .... keep the banter going lads. It's helping far better than my bath full of 'Matey' bubble bath and washing my hair with that shampoo that gives you orgasms when you use it :cool:

Al :p
 
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You know I watched queer eye for the straight guy and, based on that, got myself a gay friend so that he would teach me to dress snazzily and redecorate my flat. Instead, he bummed me :(
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You know I watched queer eye for the straight guy and, based on that, got myself a gay friend so that he would teach me to dress snazzily and redecorate my flat. Instead, he bummed me :(
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He didn't even lick the back of your neck first:eek: I'd at least expect a fun sized mars bar and a carton of Umbongo first. I'm not that bloody cheap!

Al :cool:
 
Maybe you should try some more extreme measures to put him off you. Try walking up an down the corridor outside of his door while wearing an intimidating leather thong with menacing metal studs. If that doesn't work try going to the gym, working out, lube your muscles and show off your masculine prowess.
 
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