But the Americans is the worst. I have had some thick idiots at border control ask me the most inane questions and look perfectly serious about it.
Really? I found them to care very little every time i've been. The last time I went, I flew ro LA for 2 weeks and then to SF for 2 weeks, I was in LAX on my way to SFO and the guy asked "Do you have any guns, loaded or unloaded weapons or ammunition?" My entirely truthful response was "No, but there are two swords in the black duffel bag". He said "That's not what I asked you son", gave me my passport back and pushed me along.
Proper security! I could never take a plane down with two swords.