Mr Crossbow Cannibal

RadoX · 28 May 2010 at 15:22

Mark M said:
Out of genuine curiosity, what do people legally use crossbows for? I was under the impression they were just a weapon.

killing hookers ofc

Citizen420 · 28 May 2010 at 15:27

Mark M said:
Out of genuine curiosity, what do people legally use crossbows for? I was under the impression they were just a weapon.

Sport. Just like some guns can still be used for sport in the UK.

It also doubles as a bit of protection if someone tries to rape and pillage my family... although I really need a semi-auto for it to be effective

G-MAN2004 · 28 May 2010 at 15:37

What evidence did they have to charge him by the way? I can't seem to find anything.

Citizen420 · 28 May 2010 at 15:41

G-MAN2004 said:
What evidence did they have to charge him by the way? I can't seem to find anything.

I don't think they can say until he is either judged as being guilty or not.

XeNoN89 · 28 May 2010 at 15:42

Is he a lorry driver aswell?

G-MAN2004 · 28 May 2010 at 15:45

Citizen420 said:
I don't think they can say until he is either judged as being guilty or not.

Ah I see.

Thanks.

Kev_19 · 28 May 2010 at 15:46

He definately sounds a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

Dark_Angel · 28 May 2010 at 16:55

Justin said:
Platinum87?

Don't be silly! The only thing that fears him are fishfingers.

Energize · 28 May 2010 at 16:58

Sp00n said:
Wow... you don't have to have a license? Is it an ornament or do you "use" it?

Anyone can get a shotgun license anyway.

PapaLazaru · 28 May 2010 at 17:03

He has been caught, which was probably part of his plan all along, though maybe not so soon. Just watch him revel in the status he feels it brings him. He will admit to a lot more as he will have been doing this for a while.

Redz · 28 May 2010 at 17:10

I thought you had to murder at least five people before getting classed as a serial killer.

Deleted User 234324 · 28 May 2010 at 17:55

Not sure about xbow's but its still Law that all men over 14 should practice Longbow for 2 hours a day!

J1234 · 28 May 2010 at 17:57

Dark_Angel said:
Don't be silly! The only thing that fears him are fishfingers.

Ah yeah, forgot he was just an internet hard man.

Jambo · 28 May 2010 at 17:58

anticonscience said:
Interesting calling him a lunatic.

Is he really a lunatic or is he using this as a get of jail free card? We may never really know if he is a lunatic or not.

Many hours of evaluation will be required to figure that little conundrum out.

How can he possibly not be a lunatic?

The Funktopus · 28 May 2010 at 18:01

Should have called himself Machete tbh, then he'd legitimately get the women.

Vampire · 28 May 2010 at 20:11

The Funktopus said:
Should have called himself Machete tbh, then he'd legitimately get the women.

This.

Sinny · 28 May 2010 at 20:19

just reading a telegraph article http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...ths-described-himself-as-evil-on-MySpace.html

their is a part which states

He used two main images of himself, gave himself the age of 99, listed his location as Bradford and last accessed his pages on April 23.
Listing his mood as ''evil'', he quotes the book of Ezekiel: ''The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides.''
The quote was made famous after being used in an execution scene in Quentin Tarantino's film Pulp Fiction.

No doubt some people will see this as a sign that movies cause violence :rolleyes:

Von Smallhausen · 28 May 2010 at 20:23

I have always thought that movies cause violence.

singist · 28 May 2010 at 21:48

Citizen420 said:
Sounds to me like this guy is trying to create his own cult status.

'crossbow killer' - oh great, thanks to this nutter I will probably require a license for my crossbow now, or the government will make them illegal as you cant let slaves have weapons now, can you.

So within ONE post we have moved on from 'canibal' to 'killer' .... amazing!