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Used some savvy to obtain the usernames and passwords of everyone on school premises. The system was shoddy, you had a set password and could not change it.

Used the admin account to create [email protected] and sent around a Photoshop of one of the balding teachers with a spade for a forehead and the handles as arms etc.

Went to the police who traced the IP we sent the mass e-mail from to the whole education system, they decided not to press charges :o
 
Used some savvy to obtain the usernames and passwords of everyone on school premises. The system was shoddy, you had a set password and could not change it.

Used the admin account to create [email protected] and sent around a Photoshop of one of the balding teachers with a spade for a forehead and the handles as arms etc.

Went to the police who traced the IP we sent the mass e-mail from to the whole education system, they decided not to press charges :o

Some people at my school did something like this (after I'd told them how to do it) :p

Police were involved and all sorts, can't remember how far they took it though.
 
During my younger years when there was no concern of kidnapping, you could run around the fields and local countryside unsupervised until the street lights started to come on, and there was none of this 'NDubz ego street gang pride brap' malarky - me and my friends (read: every child aged 8-15 in the immediate vicinity of home) used to have one of the most valuable, sought after and enjoyable acquisitions known to youthkind: a Base.

This base combined the blood, sweat and tears of our community as over weeks we sculpted entrances, tunnels, a 'war room' and two defendable fronts to the surroundings of the bramble-clad abandoned quarry in which we set our summer holiday home. We acquired construction moulds for storage of 'weaponry' (stones of various sizes) and sharpened sticks were readily available at every entrance incase of INVASION!

Once finished with a look out platform upon the sturdiest tree, a number of large shields and coolbox of replenishable snacks, we turned almost guerilla upon anyone who dared enter the quarry or surrounding footpaths: elderly dog walkers were peppered with a variety of stones, twiggy spears were launched at motorbikes heading to the local woodland and other neighbouring children's friendship groups (the lowest of the low) exploring the area were met with shield charges from screaming soldiers of our clan amidst a barrage of stones from the support team...

This was childish mischief in its prime, smattered with friendship and community spirit! :p

I drove past the site when visiting the area a few months ago to find every bramble, tree and stone has been excavated and now 8 houses cover my childhood memory land :(
 
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Don't ever put washing up liquid in the dishwasher.

3 hours cleaning up later. it was like a cartoon, soapy water everywhere shooting out the sides of the dishwasher.
 
is summer 1994 me and my friends found an old mini in mint condition in a farmers lock up. we destroyed it over the summer holidays
 
On a school trip to France many years ago me and my mates took the opportunity to stock up on the biggest fireworks available there - some of the bangers resembled sticks of dynamite and were enormous compared to what you could get in the UK.

On returning home, we ventured up the park with said explosives - just setting them off sounded boring, but someone had a shed backing on to the park. It would be interesting to see what would happen if we stuck the fireworks under the shed....

After jamming our considerable stack of dynamite-resembling fireworks under the shed we lit the fuse and retired to a safe distance - moments later the sky lit up, followed by an enormous bang, followed by....terrified clucking and the sky full of feathers.

We hadn't realized the shed was used to house chickens.

Oops.
 
I was once stopped by the police for riding my bicycle home in the dark with no lights on. They told me to get off and push it home instead. My best mate who was cycling just infront of me with lights didnt even stop....

PK!
 
Dont get all uncool and heavy, the guy was more than likely insured and like I said, I do feel bad about it still - 20 years later.

Don't want to derail thread and come across as holier than thou (because I ain't) but if I had done something like that, the guilt would fester over the years and really affect things like my confidence etc. I would at least seek a way to maybe contact the guy, see how he's doing, maybe redeem myself in any way possible. If the guy can't be found at least you know you tried and can move on positively.

unless he was driving/operating illegally it would be insured.


Hek it might hjave given the guy the lump sum of cash to go and do what he wanted to rather than being stuck in a job he didn't really like.

True, could of happened, perhaps a blessing in disguise, but that's speculation. It may of, just as likely, have been the opposite.

Anyway my turn wall-o-text© time
back in my youth in South Africa I used to shoplift (stick it to the man per se), only small things like razors, batteries, eventually moved onto CD's from equavalent HMV type stores (Musica). The first time I tried from a store similar to Tesco's (Checkers) I was bust by security, father called in etc. Doodoo'd myslf but nothing came of it, I was just banned from the store and if I got caught again then police would be involved.

So now I'm trying to keep my nose clean. Around 2 months later a group of my mates decide we'd go to a camp site on the beach for the weekend and just have boyish fun (play tennis, braai, general 14yr old fun with no parents involved)

So the first night we go exploring the campsite and at reception there's a big building that they have wedding receptions in and one was currently being held, so I decide 'hey they may have alcohol we could nick! teehee'

So me being big man goes around the back, crawls under patio furniture, around the back of the bar - friends onlooking from the window.

As I get to the bar, about to reach up for a bottle of amarula (baileys equavalent) the security guard walks past on his way to pick up extra beverages from the freezer - I duck behind the bar counter amd the antispill flooring makes a slight noise, security guard hears this and vears off course and sees me hiding behind the bar counter - busted! - friends at this point leg it back to the campsite.

I'm now having to explain my story, I have no shoes on and my feet are dirty, I'm in shorts and a tshirt, to them I must have looked like a squatter!
They call the police :eek: I am sat there being watched by 2 security gaurds with occasional people from the wedding reception peeking in to see the miscreant.

1 hour (felt like 4 hours) later the police arrive with.....assault rifles* :eek: - queue extra mess on pants!

anyway blah blah, long story of trying to explain that I was with some mates and decided on my own to venture off and nick some alcohol, gave false school details so they wouldn't go to my headmaster and perhaps link my previous shoplifting warning etc.

While they were interrogating me the other police officer went to my mates camp spot to verify my side of the story with theirs - thank God they said 'officer he just walked off, don't know what happened' phew it matched with my story :D

End of it was they would do a stock take and if anything was missing then I would be prosecuted - turned out everything was accounted for - lucky escape could have changed my whole life for just trying to be mainbok (popular)

*trust me when I say, when you are 14 and police exit armoured vehicles and walk in with assault rifles looking for a supposed criminal, you kinda stress a bit, I acted cool :cool: but inside I was a bricking :eek:
 
Went to the same senior school as David Beckham (year above) but never knew him.

My father had an old riveter. This was basically a tube which you put a blank cartridge in the top and a rivet (think 2 inch nail with a circular collar near the point) in the bottom then hit it with a hammer and the blank would fire the rivet into the material you wanted it to (wood / concrete). Well myself and a few friends found the boxes of blanks and decided to put them into an empty evostick tin (metal with screw metal lid) and then chuck it on a fire. We did this and retreated to a safe distance. A few minutes later there was an almighty bang (think canon firing). We went back to the fire to find the bottom of the tin had been peeled off and a few minutes later a police helicopter was overhead. We smiled and waved and didn't do it again. When the neighbour came out asking what had happened we explained we had put some cap gun cap rolls in the fire. He didn't believe us but out neighbours were fairly good so I heard no more about it.

Hit a good friend in the back of the head with a marble from a catapult (slingshot). Knocked him to the ground but he could still walk so sent him home :eek:.

Spun and rolled my first car within a couple of weeks passing my driving test. Thing was the car was not even mine. Parents had bought it with the intention of giving it to me for my Birthday but took the petrol cap keys with them when they went on holiday. Using a screwdriver and feeler guage I was able to pop the cap off and re lock it although it must have looked strange at the petrol station :D. My parents came home to find a wreck sitting in front of the house where they had left a fairly nice Mk2 escort estate. I had just given it a full oil change that day of the accident :(:D.

These all occured at least 20 years ago :D.

RB
 
[TW]Fox;16680578 said:
I once test drove a Vauxhall Vectra :(

Me too. Bad times :(

I once owned a Corsa :eek::( then i used it to take out a lamp post. The replacement one has a sticker on it saying Purchased by David Cramb. Yes i stuck it on their for the lulz since It cost me 1k. Well the insurance.
 
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during my teens we used to hang around on the local golf course. We used to collect/nick balls then sell them back to the golfers - could easy make £20-30 a day.

also when I was at school, I could get served fags, and would sell them for 50p-£1 each. Netting a nice profit everyday :P
 
during my teens we used to hang around on the local golf course. We used to collect/nick balls then sell them back to the golfers - could easy make £20-30 a day.

also when I was at school, I could get served fags, and would sell them for 50p-£1 each. Netting a nice profit everyday :P

Reminds me. The jacket I used to wear to school was amazing for stealing, where we used to queue in the local Esso garage was where the sweets were. but no cameras could see you. so I used to slide sweets up my sleeve then when full empty them into my pocket and go again. used to sell them on LOL
 
I was walking home from school with a friend when we found a concrete slab near a bridge. We decided to throw it from the bridge into the river to see how huge a splash it would make. We both picked it up and heaved it over into the river and right on top of a duck.
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LUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz :D

Poor duck!

Thank you for a great laugh! :D


When I was a kid at senior school you always used to get burger and chips from the school cafeteria, you could get it in a bag to take away and I always used to get a hotdog in the bag as well and not pay for it, I know im still on the run for the crime now :p

Also we went for lunch one day out of the scchool, there was me and two mates. Two of us were always on the same hymn sheet, could always guess when one of us was going to do something stupid and how to react, our other mate didn't. We were standing at the side of the road (a busy one) waiting to cross and I went "RUN" and pretended to step forward, one lad guessed my game and stopped, the other plowed forward straight into the path of an oncoming car! He went flying over the bonnet and was left in the crumpled heap then some woman got out of the car and started screaming at him when he was on the deck :D He ended up in hospital, got the rest of the week off and surprisingly enough didn't even break anything!
 
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Sold cigs to serious minors at school for 50p a go and sometimes £2 at the end of the day...

Made a damn good profit though, bought me booze :D
 
He was copying Fox trying to be funny rather than sharing something with the community.


Fess 3.

My Dads a Romany Gypsy who can't read or write & he left me when I was 14 months old, I went & found him when I was 19, His first words to me were;
"It's a long time 18 years ain't it boy" :rolleyes: + :p
Never mind about that Where's my 18 crimbo prezzys, Birthday prezzys & pocket money. :D
 
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