Fess up !!!

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malc30 said:
He was copying Fox trying to be funny rather than sharing something with the community.


Fess 3.

My Dads a Romany Gypsy who can't read or write & he left me when I was 14 months old, I went & found him when I was 19, His first words to me were;
"It's a long time 18 years ain't it boy" :rolleyes: + :p
Never mind about that Where's my 18 crimbo prezzys, Birthday prezzys & pocket money. :D
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I can't tell if you're taking the **** or not. Seriously?
 
[FnG]magnolia;16683810 said:
I can't tell if you're taking the **** or not. Seriously?
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Of course seriously, Why would I lie ? :confused:

O sorry the last line was a joke Obviously.
 
malc30 said:
My Dads a Romany Gypsy who can't read or write & he left me when I was 14 months old, I went & found him when I was 19, His first words to me were;
"It's a long time 18 years ain't it boy" :rolleyes: + :p
Never mind about that Where's my 18 crimbo prezzys, Birthday prezzys & pocket money. :D
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How did you manage to find him? Even the rozzers have enough trouble finding gypos.
 
malc30 said:
He was copying Fox trying to be funny rather than sharing something with the community.


Fess 3.

My Dads a Romany Gypsy who can't read or write & he left me when I was 14 months old, I went & found him when I was 19, His first words to me were;
"It's a long time 18 years ain't it boy" :rolleyes: + :p
Never mind about that Where's my 18 crimbo prezzys, Birthday prezzys & pocket money. :D
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Why do I have Borat in my head saying "Gypsy man give me my pocket money" :p
 
I once poo'd myself on the way to school when I was 14 :(

I was very ill that day, felt sick and had the squits :(

I had to walk back almost half a mile before I could do anything about it. :(
 
Diesel said:
How did you manage to find him? Even the rozzers have enough trouble finding gypos.
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My Ma had always had my Auntie Cabbages (she has the face of a cabbage:p) addy as they have a big pig farm down in Buckinghamshire. I was with this posh Doris at the time & when we woke up on a Sunday she asked me what i was doing today, I thought for a while then said, Going to find my Dad ! :D
My Ma told me when I was 12 as soon as I left school I was out :o + :p (I was Bad :o) I left school May22nd & was under 16 coz I'm born in July & moved into my mates Mk3 Cortina :p
Anyway...
When I left home she gave me my Auntie Cabbages addy. That Sunday I got in my 240k GT uber :cool: & cruised down to Buckinghamshire to find my Auntie/family. I pulled up on the Pig farm & some Mahoosive Gyp asked me what the **** I wanted. :p
"I'm looking for ****** ****** (dads name)
Gyp - "Never heard of him" :D "Who are you anyway ?
"My Name"
Gyp - "**** me" Then there was lots of shouting & loads of Gyps coming out of everywhere. :p
My Aunti Cabbage rang my Auntie Lovie & she came down the farm & introduced herself, She is Lovely by the way. :cool:
Then she rang my Uncle Lenny & he came down & took me up his site as my Dad was at work on his site/tip in West London.
I spent a couple of hours with my Uncle Lenny on the council tip he runs & then a big green transit pulled in & my Uncle Lenny said "There's your Dad"
He waved me into the cab & then said the "Long time 18 years ain't it boy line.

Can't believe you are interested. :p
 
No1newts said:
Also we went for lunch one day out of the scchool, there was me and two mates. Two of us were always on the same hymn sheet, could always guess when one of us was going to do something stupid and how to react, our other mate didn't. We were standing at the side of the road (a busy one) waiting to cross and I went "RUN" and pretended to step forward, one lad guessed my game and stopped, the other plowed forward straight into the path of an oncoming car! He went flying over the bonnet and was left in the crumpled heap then some woman got out of the car and started screaming at him when he was on the deck :D He ended up in hospital, got the rest of the week off and surprisingly enough didn't even break anything!
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:eek:

I know someone who had a valve removal tool, he took the valves from two wheels on a teachers car, the teacher was a nice guy too
 
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mals30 this is your life


then tell us more interesting stories, you know thats why you made the thread! :)
 
taz488 said:
tell us more interesting stories, you know thats why you made the thread! :)
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I have been here years & kept things to myself despite people asking me for more info. I want to share with the community meaning I read the posts as well as write them.
If I am boring you though I will stop. :)
 
When in primary school a friend and I were given a position of trust - running the snack bar at morning and afternoon break times. It took us 1 day before we started stealing loads of bags of crisps and money. We got pulled into the office by the headteacher and asked why the takings were down by so much, we just shrugged and said no one liked the flavours of crisps any more.
 
Once when I was walking home from school I really needed the toilet. I got home as fast as I could but because I knew I wouldn't make it in time I started laughing, which only made it worse and I couldn't hold it in. I wet myself just as I got to the bathroom door :(

What makes it worse is that I was in year 10 at the time!
 
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