Can you get ill from eating raw pop-tarts?

SiriusB · 4 Jun 2010 at 22:10

Threads like these make me wonder how some people manage to dress themselves in the morning.

thecremeegg · 4 Jun 2010 at 22:40

I always eat them cold, too lazy to toast them

Mr Gimp · 4 Jun 2010 at 22:43

sanaxe1 said:
I wouldn't recommend eating Britney Spears even if she had been cooked tbh.

Gee · 5 Jun 2010 at 13:08

I lol'd

arc@css · 5 Jun 2010 at 13:12

They're not raw since they are already pre-heated / processed in some way.

However, no they won't hurt or harm you. Probably nicer uncooked, I often prefer things like that.

Efour · 5 Jun 2010 at 13:57

is it safe to eat food?

Davies_M · 5 Jun 2010 at 14:06

Ew had no idea what the hell they were until I googled em...sick why would you consider eating it now?

Dr.EM · 5 Jun 2010 at 14:08

Pop-tarts contain a strain of deadly E1T4 virus. It's an artifact of the manufacturing process and can't be avoided. It is neutralised quite easily, by heating above 60 celsius, which following the suggested cooking instructions will ensure. Eating them raw, however, is like signing your life away.

Ace Modder · 5 Jun 2010 at 14:46

I think you should try to eat as many as possible video it. And youtube it.

PGdude · 5 Jun 2010 at 14:57

thecremeegg said:
I always eat them cold, too lazy to toast them

How are you still alive? :eek:

PapaLazaru · 5 Jun 2010 at 15:00

kwerk said:
ok I made a discovery... the pop-tart wrappers can work in a "boil in the bag" fashion and you can cook them by boiling them. Tastes sort of like a hot pudding.

OMG I just spat coke all over my monitor. Genuine lol post.

I get around · 5 Jun 2010 at 16:15

I misread the title as poo-tarts. I was quite shocked.

I don't think I've even actually toasted a pop tart, I eat them raw.
Op, seriously, how do you survive with so little knowledge?

WTF, you serious? Its a pop tart, not a raw leg of lamb.

You can eat lamb raw?

Lamb tartare can be better than steak tartare.

markweatherill · 5 Jun 2010 at 16:32

Fantastic thread! Please download it to a thumbstick.

kylew · 5 Jun 2010 at 16:40

Hahahaha "cooked". I suppose you think making toast is cooking too? *facepalm*

I get around · 5 Jun 2010 at 16:44

Some people are genuinely retarded in the kitchen, I know a guy who lives on his own down in london, come back down to see his missus. Genuinely had to ask how to cook those disgusting "supernoodles".
You've gotta wonder how some people survive.