This is some good advice, sounds like a scoob would be more suitable for you as they are cheaper to maintain. They're also more common than evo's and parts are generally cheaper. Whilst they may not have the handling prowess of an Evo you're unlikely to notice on the road unless you drive like a complete lunatic (and modding the scoob can result in far improved handling anyway if you want.) Seem's like you're set on an Evo and won't consider anything else but take a look at some scoobs, 7k should get you an STI 7 UK model which will be more modern than an Evo for the same cash.
Exactly, the Scoobs arguably aren't as easy to tune for bigger power, but are the equivalent to the Evo's.
It may sound a bit strange that I'm "arguing for the other team", especially given the rivalry and all, but it's undeniable - Scoobs are cheaper to run, and essentially are a very similar car with pretty much the same design brief.
I want an evo because it meets all of the silly criteria i have set.
This doesn't really help as you aren't being specific. What are the silly criteria?
what will i be spending the maintenance fund on? (specifics)
Take your pick - AYC Pump, Rear Diff, Gearbox, Clutch, Brakes, Transfer box. Some are more likely to go than others, but you can guarantee that it will hurt the wallet when they do.