If I only had 1 million pounds of cash lying around I'd probably buy a £700k house max somewhere within 30 mins of wherever my job/uni/whatever was...
However, if we can assume a bit more, say 2 million, I'd have that plus a nice home in some Rural very isolated bit of Scotland (Although I'm not always sure about such second homes in terms of emptying local villages when nobody's on holiday, so I'd hopefully move somewhere where there aren't any local businesses to disrupt anyway).
If I had about 75 million, I'd have a nice place in Kensington or somewhere similar in London, plus a 5million place wherever I usually live, plus a big castle/ custom built underground seaside fortress in Scotland.
If it was just one place to live in full time assuming I could get a job there, I'd like to live on the outskirts of some Scottish town - far enough away to avoid the drunks though!
I think I'd like that mainly because I like the more 'wild' places, but the lake district etc is so overcrowded and busy, yet there are parts of Scotland which have a more impressive landscape, but also avoid the crowds. I might consider Australia/ America, but I doubt I'd like the prevailing cultures, especially in America. Also, Australia is too hot and big-spidery

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