TV Adverts you hate!

Chiiives said:
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This and the Safe Style window advert:mad:.

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K1LLSW1TCH said:
Bet 365 - You can clearly see Ray Winstone reading off an autocue as the camera pans right into his face, his eyes are going back and forth from left to right, if you're going to pan right in to make him look hard, at least make sure he isn't reading off a goddamn autocue. :rolleyes:
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:D Why didn't they see that? Or tell him to learn his lines. It's not as if he's an actor or sumfink is it? :p

K1LLSW1TCH said:
Mazuma - Paul Daniels is possibly the most talentless nobber I've ever seen, his voice just goes through me, he's a bad smell who won't go away. :rolleyes:
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That ad is environmentally friendly the acting's so wooden.

K1LLSW1TCH said:
That's all I can think of for the moment although I know there must be more.
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Don't push yourself, the OcUK collective blood pressure is rising. :mad:
 
shifty_uk said:
I'M A PC AND THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!

The Apple adverts were **** enough without Microsoft having to copy them.
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It would help if the "I'm a PC" adverts even made sense!

For example:


Justin Long is "a Mac" he is supposedly showing the qualities of a Mac computer but in human form, whereas the Microsoft ads are just a bunch of numpties saying "I'm a PC" it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. :mad:
 
So many adverts, I probably watch less than two hours of channels that show ads in a week. Heres some that helped push me over the edge , Boots (here come the girls) - that one was on so much at one point that just hearing the music start triggered a nervous twitch in my brain.
Windows 7 - 8 seconds, Mcdonalds with the faux poetry voice over, those bloody Muller ads, all Halifax ads. Oh and the BT ad where the child cries because her dad only phones on his mobile, jesus wept! oh your dad doesnt use a land line? booooo bloody who, cry me a river!

Plus any advert where the actor or narrator shouts at the viewer, Im sure the ***** at the agency thought it'd be a good way to grab the viewers attention but I cant stand it and will instantly turn over.

All adverts should be made by the people who do those chat line ones you get on ITV 2/3 after midnight, you know, the ones where theres generally a very uncomfotable looking woman who maybe could have made it as a glamour model if it wasnt for her lazy eye.
 
Honda rock, that live sky diving one they did on C4; amazing.

**** injurylawyers4u, "give me money because I'm a stupid bint!" Shocking ads.
 
I cannot stand those toothpaste adverts where the blokes voice says "HHAAAAAMAAAZZZINNNNGGGGG!"

ARRGHHHHHHHHHH

Another one that grates massively is the smelly room job where the mum says "Your room smells in here" so she proceeds to spray a can of odour killer. She opens the door and in comes the sister/girlfriend or whoever and gloats about how nice the room smells... its dubbed over and I hate dubbed adverts with a vengeance!

Moaning onwards we next have Halifax, I think its the halifax? the stupid radio one with people who look like rejects from the office. ARRGHHHHH lets all get excited about some bank account thats on the radio lol... lets go overdrawn by 1p and get hit by a massive fee and lets see you sing "Oh lucky you!" afterwards lol

The fat git and his amazing plumbing course is another one that gets my back up! I was willing for him to make the flooding worse and start running about like a headless chicken lmao.

I could go on and on but I will bore everyone to tears.
 
Ampeg said:
All adverts should be made by the people who do those chat line ones you get on ITV 2/3 after midnight, you know, the ones where theres generally a very uncomfotable looking woman who maybe could have made it as a glamour model if it wasnt for her lazy eye.
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Lmao those adverts crack me up! Dial-A-Munter, CALL NOWWWWW!!!!! lol
 
^TANK^ said:
This and the Safe Style window advert:mad:.

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Ive always wondered, is that bloke like that in real life? Does he run about in the showroom going ott and drinking gallons of coffee and sweating whilst he convinces joe bloggs and his family that they need triple glazed upvc all round and a free front door lol
 
I Think for a shorter list I'll just put the Adverts I actually like!..

The new Birds Eye Ad's with the Polar Bear in the Freezer (slightly creepy but funny).
GET SOME NUTS (especially the commercial radio ones!!)
Travel Lodge (I think!!..) with the 'Ard Nut Teddies' "Good Night Kiddie Winkies"...

Other than that ALL adverts annoy me to the point of wanting to hurl my TV out of the 3rd floor window of my flat!!..
 
If anyone uses the free version of Spotify, theres a really annoying one for Britains Next Top somethingorrather that is very grating.
 
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