The last embarrassing thing you got caught doing

Neil79 said:
Not as good as some of yours but..

Thinking nobody was in the house , i started singing and then i was singing while doing the dinner. Walked into the living room and my dad was in

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What was the song?

Does he now think you go the other way? :D
 
wiltonson said:
When I was invited to have dinner by the GF parents, they also offered me to stay in my GF room that night (was also the 1st night I stayed at their small and crowded house). All of us had been drinking that night and wasn't a good idea to drive anyway so I accepted the offer. Obviously, me and my GF stayed up quite late until we think everyone is asleep, then I get in to her bed and got busy. Next morning while having breakfast with her family, her dad asked if I rested well as I looked tired. Half awake and without thinking, I replied "Yeah I didn't get much sleep last nite". At that instant then I realised my mistake, my GF and her dad was staring at me while her mum and siblings went into silent. I looked down and continued eating, trying to pretend I was innocent as I don't know what else to react.
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LOL :D

9/10

To get the full 10/10 you had to have said "AMIRITE!!?!?!" and gone to high five him. :D
 
ScarySquirrel said:
I can't believe I forgot that I also had a poo story. Surely everyone does? Here is mine:

My girlfriend (now-ex, although not because of this) and I visited Egypt a couple of years back, and despite being fully aware of the danger of explosive diarrhoea, it was unavoidable.

We were due to have a day trip to Cairo, but the night before we started getting that horrible aching feeling in the stomach. We went to bed early and got up at 3am ready for the 6 hour coach trip across the desert to Cairo. When we woke, we felt awful, a really nasty stabbing pain and a feeling that any moment our bowels would collapse into a flow of putrid brown mess. Despite this, we battled on and boarded the coach, unaware that we were about to have the worst 6 hours of our life.

I believe I was the first to blow, a quick scuttle to the coach toilet and all hell broke loose. This is where the problems started! The toilet didn't work!!! So naturally, I left it!

My GF was the next, she went in, greeted by the smell of my insides rotting away in the toilet. This made her throw up into the toilet, before she too had some explosive arse action. This was repeated for about 2 hours, in the dark (the light in the toilet also broke when the toilet broke). The toilet was so full of sick and poo that it started flowing onto the floor, but we had to keep using it. I think we made about 8 or 9 trips each in the first 2 hours of the journey, at one time my GF was so disorientated she fell down the stairs to the toilet, which was rather embarrassing for her as well.

My favourite bit though, and something which makes me laugh to this day. This bloke (we called him Thick Shirt Long Shorts, because he always wore a thick shirt and long shorts) went to the toilet. My GF said to me "Shouldn't you warn him?", I was so exhausted I just said "No!".

We watched as he opened the door, saw the mess and got a whiff of the smell, and projectile vomited into the toilet cubicle before deciding that he would be better off returning to his seat.

We made it to Cairo, but felt ill for a good few days after that.
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Holy mother of god! :eek:
 
Stuck on a train, stood in the foyer outside the toilets as the train was heaving.

15 of us in this confined space, when a little girl no more than 8 years old walks up, presses the toilet door button and goes in. The automatic door slides back and i though that was that.

Next thing i know, the door slides open, and im confronted with a naked child sat on the bowl happily sharting her little heart out smiling away. I hurridly closed the door for her again and then squirmed away super embarrassed as the hot girl down the carriage from me laughed her head off in my direction :(
 
Probably something like "I'm the one supposed to be delivering the package, not you EL OH EL".
 
ScarySquirrel said:
My GF said to me "Shouldn't you warn him?", I was so exhausted I just said "No!".

We watched as he opened the door, saw the mess and got a whiff of the smell, and projectile vomited into the toilet cubicle before deciding that he would be better off returning to his seat.
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I was in stitches last night after reading that :D
 
There's some absolute gems in this thread!
Unfortunately mine isn't quite as awesome but worthy of a share.

When I was about 8/9, my parents had gone to my neighbours leaving me in the house alone for about half an hour. For some reason, I really liked the song "The only thing that looks good on me" by Bryan Adams, and decided to strip down to my underwear (this was the days before I'd discovered boxers, so nice Y fronts!), pick up a tennis racket, put on a pair of sunglasses, turn the music up really loud and begin doing my tennis racket-guitar thing.

Cue my parents coming back earlier than expected, along with my neighbours to this boy dancing around the room in pants and a tennis racket with Bryan Adams on very loudly!
I cringe whenever I hear the song or the name Bryan Adams now!!
 
Here's my story, I'll write it in here but tbh I wasn't embarrassed

Many years ago me and a mate went on a last minute holiday to Tenerife for a week. One night ,after a few days of constant drinking we were heading back from a pub in the early hours when I suddenly got the urge to go for a no.2.
I hadn't been to the loo for a few days so I was pretty desperate, I knew I was too far from the hotel to make it and we were in an area where everything had shut for the night , I then noticed some kind of small underground shopping mall so I mentioned to my mate of my predicament and told him to keep a look out whilst I headed down the steps.
I found a doorway, pulled down my pants and started doing my business, it was instant relief but just as I was enjoying the moment I heard my mate desperately shouting "hurry up, the cops are coming!".
I quickly snapped it off , kitted up and headed back up the steps, my mate looked really concerned and sure enough there was a Spanish copper a few hundred yards away heading towards us, we guessed he had seen us and thought he was probably suspicious that we were upto no good so we quickly walked off, after we got down the road we looked back to see said policeman heading down the steps.
I can only imagine his face as he was greeted by the steaming monster pile of poo I had left behind.
 
I visualise a Risky Business style scene Maccy, only I highly doubt it was as cool as that, amirite? :)
 
Well this COULD have been embarrassing if it was with some girl I didn't know well, but it was with the wife and we both thought it was hilarious :p

We had just got into bed and I had hiccups from drinking some water too quickly. The missus thought it would be a good idea to scream really loud in my face, totally out of the blue, in order to make me jump and stop the hiccups. So she did just that. My reaction? I screamed like a little girl and simultaneously let rip the most wall-shaking fart you've ever heard :o We were both laughing about it when suddenly there was this strange "wooshing" noise. We both sat up and looked around for the source. It was the air purifier at the bottom of the bed. Its air quality sensor had inhaled my "scream fart" and sent the thing into turbo mode - the air quality lights were flashing red and the fan was at max! The wife said "oh my god - I didn't even know it went that high!"

Needless to say, I was proud as punch :cool: And the hiccups were gone!

Not really embarrassing, I know, but this only happened a few nights ago and I just had to share!
 
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