GF gone on holiday with ex !!

Tefal · 9 Jul 2010 at 22:59

this won't end well.

oh and he's porking your missus.

Speirs · 9 Jul 2010 at 23:04

Tefal said:
this won't end well.

oh and he's porking your missus.

Is going to end in 'Moat' ????????????

[TW]Fox · 9 Jul 2010 at 23:13

Robi said:
Fox, you have over 95,000 posts on an internet forum.

In the future please try and refrain from giving others relationship advice.

I've not dispensed any relationship advice in this thread

Not sure why posting lots on an internet forum has any bearing on that had I chosen to do so, though?

Fuzz · 9 Jul 2010 at 23:19

Tefal said:
this won't end well.

oh and he's porking your missus.

He can pork the psychotic cow until it drops off as far as I am concerned.
Hope she doesn't ring me to be honest.
If she does, I'll be sure to update..

FoxEye · 9 Jul 2010 at 23:21

If it was me, I'd interpret this as a pretty clear message that "it's over".

Seriously, she's not even being subtle. It's a very plain and obvious message that she'd rather be with her ex.

Love is over.

Fuzz · 9 Jul 2010 at 23:23

I'm sure it is, I want it to be, but knowing her I have this feeling she will contact me...
If she doesn't... great. Easy finish.

FatBoyObese · 9 Jul 2010 at 23:25

Scubascorpion said:
Hope she doesn't ring me to be honest.
If she does, I'll be sure to update..

If she does just answer the phone and shout "You're dumped psycho nutter"

MiNxYyY · 9 Jul 2010 at 23:53

Scubascorpion said:
I'm sure it is, I want it to be, but knowing her I have this feeling she will contact me...
If she doesn't... great. Easy finish.

I take it that you both live in seperate places?

Wouldn't want to be you when trying to get the girl to leave. Can be almost impossible sometimes.

Fuzz · 10 Jul 2010 at 00:03

Thankfully yes, she lives in a secured 1 bed council flat, so I can't get to the front door to hang any notes or bags of turd.

MiNxYyY · 10 Jul 2010 at 00:23

Scubascorpion said:
Thankfully yes, she lives in a secured 1 bed council flat, so I can't get to the front door to hang any notes or bags of turd.

ahaa

i say grab a bag of poo and throw it at her as she walks to her door

leaskovski · 10 Jul 2010 at 00:27

Can I ask as to why you have posted the original OP if you already know that you don't want the crazy bint in your life?

I don't want to sound rude, as I have enjoyed reading some of the replies in here, but I just wondered why you decided that you wanted to pass on the news. Was it because you wanted confirmation of your action to leave her hanging, or was it just because the actions of the lass shocked you so much you just couldnt understand and thus thought a posting explaining would bring a laugh?

Fuzz · 10 Jul 2010 at 00:38

Confirmation of my own thoughts that she was indeed a nutter and I should leave her.
Wonderment that she could be so insensitive.. was it the norm.
Posting about issues with your GF is the done thing and I thought deserving of being shared due to the jaw dropping dumbness of the bint.
A little bit of support..
Also could have led on to others own stories, there by making me feel less alone in it all.
Possibility of seeing things from an angle I hadn't thought of.
I've got no one else to talk to about it.

Bit of everything really

Stellios · 10 Jul 2010 at 01:07

leaskovski said:
Can I ask as to why you have posted the original OP if you already know that you don't want the crazy bint in your life?

I don't want to sound rude, as I have enjoyed reading some of the replies in here, but I just wondered why you decided that you wanted to pass on the news. Was it because you wanted confirmation of your action to leave her hanging, or was it just because the actions of the lass shocked you so much you just couldnt understand and thus thought a posting explaining would bring a laugh?

Why not? He knew it was over so why not have some of the good old fashioned "go do her sister" comments to lighten it up a bit. The wit that comes out of these threads could cheer someone on death row up from time to time.

FatBoyObese · 10 Jul 2010 at 08:48

Erm........Scuba.....has she tried to contact you yet?????
inquiring minds need to know

Fuzz · 10 Jul 2010 at 09:42

Morning.

And nope, may as well stop asking.

I will update if she does.

FatBoyObese · 10 Jul 2010 at 09:46

LOLz.........
could be a bit of a result then fella

Mind you......she is mad enough to ring you and act like nothing happened.
Then you're back to square one with the problem of trying to dump her without her going chicken oriental and suicidal on you

2Thumbs · 10 Jul 2010 at 09:56

Andr3w said:
Just like somebody mentioned above me, does she not realise what she is doing?

If she does, she's doing it for reasons that require giving her the boot.

If she doesn't, she's clearly rather slow and requires the boot.

FatBoyObese · 10 Jul 2010 at 10:10

Andr3w said:
Just like somebody mentioned above me, does she not realise what she is doing?

No she doesn't.......she really is that dense to believe she is doing nothing wrong.
Scuba and I spent nearly an hour trying to explain a joke to her that just didn't get and it was a simple enough joke as I recollect.....we gave up in the end after exchanging the 'WTF' look at each other.

Robi · 10 Jul 2010 at 11:22

[TW]Fox;16914930 said:
I've not dispensed any relationship advice in this thread

Not sure why posting lots on an internet forum has any bearing on that had I chosen to do so, though?

Because you are clearly of the hermit variety.

neil3k · 10 Jul 2010 at 11:22

has there been any talk of a spiderman yet ?