absolutely stunning girl....

Narj · 21 Jul 2010 at 13:40

Bonjour, mademoiselle, j'aime brenler les moutons. Je voudrais acheter du Wellies et un café creme pour ma copine Baabara.

Haven't done any French for ages

Stretch · 21 Jul 2010 at 13:43

Take pics and post them on the interweb. Chicks love that sort of stuff.

Bleek · 21 Jul 2010 at 13:44

Wee on her, French chicks dig that.

Davies_M · 21 Jul 2010 at 13:48

Give me the location of the coffee shop, I'll tell you if she's worth it or not, then I'll put in a good word for you...

...after I put some milk in her coffee.

edscdk · 21 Jul 2010 at 13:48

Schnippzle said:
THIS!!!!! Up skirt if possible.

forget that I want pee cam

ntg · 21 Jul 2010 at 13:49

Davies_M said:
Give me the location of the coffee shop,

It's no less than 5 metres away from where he works. So find where he works and then start walking further than 5 metres towards all directions. You'll find it eventually.

ntg · 21 Jul 2010 at 13:50

Burnsy2023 said:
Obviously this is pure speculation though.

That's why we are here for..that's the fuel that keeps GD alive no? facts are soooo boring.

eatcustard · 21 Jul 2010 at 13:51

OP is 17

Is the Girl legal?

wannabedamned · 21 Jul 2010 at 13:52

Firme La Bouche

Its the only french I remember from school, Could give it a shot

MiNxYyY · 21 Jul 2010 at 13:52

How do you know she only speaks french?

Maybe she speaks english but is just waiting to hear some bloke try and speak french to impress her?

West · 21 Jul 2010 at 13:52

What's the universal sign for 'I want to bash yer pasty love!?'

HeX · 21 Jul 2010 at 13:53

Order a coffee and a slice of buttered toast.

As she hands it to you leap up from your seat dramatically and burst into song:

Oui madam bonjour coquette,
uh huh croissante, et vous Yvette?
maurice chevalier effeil tower,
oui marie baggette bon soir.

FRENCH TOAST FRENCH TOAST!!!

She'll be like putty in your hands.

Skidder · 21 Jul 2010 at 13:56

show her your bird

qqg3 · 21 Jul 2010 at 13:59

Bonjour. J'ai six chats, vous aimez les chats?

(My French sucks...)

Davies_M · 21 Jul 2010 at 14:01

HeX said:
Order a coffee and a slice of buttered toast.

As she hands it to you leap up from your seat dramatically and burst into song:

Oui madam bonjour coquette,
uh huh croissante, et vous Yvette?
maurice chevalier effeil tower,
oui marie baggette bon soir.

FRENCH TOAST FRENCH TOAST!!!

She'll be like putty in your hands.

Listen to this man, he's obviously wooed many a French woman in his time.

Bluraybunny · 21 Jul 2010 at 14:03

"Bonjour, la petite fromage", she will be like warm brie in your hands in no time!

jlss · 21 Jul 2010 at 14:14

5 pages no pics i waste my time

krooton · 21 Jul 2010 at 14:19

Bluraybunny said:
"Bonjour, la petite fromage", she will be like warm brie in your hands in no time!

That's what I say to my French friend, only I say mon instead of la

Bubo · 21 Jul 2010 at 14:25

eatcustard said:
Is the Girl legal?

Is her name Zahia Dehar? Are you a highly paid footballer?

Camoe · 21 Jul 2010 at 14:28

pingwing said:
Take pictures of her and tell her its for a famous magazine, sit inside on the computer and show us all?