absolutely stunning girl....

[GravyMonster]

Just remember, she's French so she might a moody c*w !

I think you accidentally the verb.

 

[Klo]

Go up to her and say 'J'aime tes seins'.

Or

"Bonjour. Je ne pouvais pas m'empêcher de remarquer que vous êtes Français. Je crains que mon français n'est pas très bonne, alors j'ai dû utiliser Google Translate pour vous parler. S'il vous plaît vos réponses type dans mon ordinateur portable afin que nous puissions parler"

 

[Showboat]

Just keep asking her out, the French surrender easy.

^^ this, best answer in a long while!

 

[coltpython3]

sorry guys but im definitely not posting any pictures of the girl. ive decided to get to know her a little bit better first, then ill pluck up the courage to ask her out.

 

[Wizardskills]

"Bonjour. Je ne pouvais pas m'empêcher de remarquer que vous êtes Français. Je crains que mon français n'est pas très bonne, alors j'ai dû utiliser Google Translate pour vous parler. S'il vous plaît vos réponses type dans mon ordinateur portable afin que nous puissions parler"

Smooth

 

[markweatherill]

'Je te plumarai la tete' I think is how it goes.

 

[dekez]

5 pages no pics i waste my time

This tbh, go get a picture!!!

 

[dmcg]

show a white flag she might understand that

 

[andy85]

Let's face it, she's probably already taken and you're pending imminent failure.

This! Good ones are always taken.

 

[robgmun]

he's too late, i went to the shop this afternoon and gave me her number, she's no longer single....sorry bud

 

[jlss]

where is this shop?

 

[coltpython3]

where is this shop?

maida vale

 

[iv-tecman]

See we’re into six pages already and I now say that the op is suitably embarrassed and any ‘slim’ chance he had of copping off with a gorgeous French bird is now well and truly over.

Cue – OCUK detectives to the rescue and before long we’ll know where she works, where he buys his morning coffee fix, what inside leg measurement she is, dress size, hair colour and the fact that someone from OCUK has now gazumped him to the post and done said dead with said French lass…

That’ll teach him to post about his next potential love conquest on OCUK forums, and its obvious that the NickG palaver wasn’t warning enough to anyone else on OCUK that considers posting about ‘someone’ they fancy a date with in a shop..!!

 

[jlss]

maida vale

to far

 

[Castiel]

Google translate says

J'ai un calibre 12 dans mon pantalon, voulez-vous de l'essayer ce soi

Should work.

 

[Mark A]

sorry guys but im definitely not posting any pictures of the girl. ive decided to get to know her a little bit better first, then ill pluck up the courage to ask her out.

Ask her straight away, you'll end up building your hopes and if she says no, you'll be crushed.

Plus there is the chance someone will get in there before you, if she is as stunning as you say.

Go go go!

 

[coltpython3]

to far

madia vale is quite big. definitely not going to name the name of the street or postcode or anything like that.

 

[Mat]

Get to know her how? By being a pussy who's to scared to ask her out so you sit on a forum talking about her instead?!? Beta male.

She's probably already getting her pasty smashed in her little maid outfit by an actual alpha anyway!

+1 tbh

 

[qqg3]

maida vale

Thats a start. I'll get a train there tommorrow, round up some volunteers and start a grid by grid search for a hot french gal in a coffee shop.