Im so Bored, i could...
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Hmm, Not really the physical type. Allthough, It don't harm anyone!
Im not 10
You don't have to be 10 to play on the M1..
Don't you have a car?
Try cutting open the bottom of your settee and then post pictures on here of the stuff you've found.
See how long you can talk like Roger Rabbit without drooling all over yourself.
My personal favourite (I have actually done this although the 'list' is sitting at my mate's house) ...
Write down everything you would hate to find in an abandoned rucksack if you were stranded out in the desert.
I call it my 'Dry as **** list'.
Items include refried beans, Cadbury's flakes, weetabix, swiss rolls, Galaxy ripples, iced gems, black pudding etc
Oohhhh..... Alpen .... That was the first thing I thought of.
Have you ever noticed that you can't eat a bowl of Alpen in a hurry and that no matter how much milk you put in it still tastes dry when it goes in your gob
See how long you can talk like Roger Rabbit without drooling all over yourself.
My personal favourite (I have actually done this although the 'list' is sitting at my mate's house) ...
Write down everything you would hate to find in an abandoned rucksack if you were stranded out in the desert.
I call it my 'Dry as **** list'.
Items include refried beans, Cadbury's flakes, weetabix, swiss rolls, Galaxy ripples, iced gems, black pudding etc
Oohhhh..... Alpen .... That was the first thing I thought of.
Have you ever noticed that you can't eat a bowl of Alpen in a hurry and that no matter how much milk you put in it still tastes dry when it goes in your gob
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Im getting you Now! Hmm. *He thinks*
Try cutting open the bottom of your settee and then post pictures on here of the stuff you've found.
See how long you can talk like Roger Rabbit without drooling all over yourself.
My personal favourite (I have actually done this although the 'list' is sitting at my mate's house) ...
Write down everything you would hate to find in an abandoned rucksack if you were stranded out in the desert.
I call it my 'Dry as **** list'.
Items include refried beans, Cadbury's flakes, weetabix, swiss rolls, Galaxy ripples, iced gems, black pudding etc
These are all things to do with friends, There all Out and about! But Swiss rolls are quite moist!
I could have felt it coming.
Hahahahahahahaha
To finish off this look I'd recommend wearing a novelty pair of slippers such as chicken feet or bear feet. You don't want people looking at you because you're naked. That would just draw attention to yourself
