***Official***Smashing Southern Meet (Hampshire Meet Mk V)

[Maccy]

Not anymore at this rate

Why, who's taken her/what's happened to her?

 

[Janesy B]

Howard's kidnapped her.

 

[Howard]

Nothing, I just.. Never mind

 

[ci_newman]

He was trying to prove a point about not being partners with Janesy_B that he's kidnapped a real life girl..

 

[Howard]

No, that's simpl....

*muffled noises come from locked cupboard door*

HUSH UP IN THERE

As I was saying.. No. That's simply not true

 

[DB_SamX]

Not anymore at this rate

?

 

[Howard]

I meant something along the lines of any girl attendees being put off by so many blokes, then someone mentions about speed dating.. nevermind

 

[MisChief]

i think i might have to reconsider about going to this meet....... i may never see daylight again

 

[ci_newman]

Haha poor misunderstood Howard

 

[Howard]

Yea that's me

 

[DB_SamX]

i think i might have to reconsider about going to this meet....... i may never see daylight again

Look what you've done now, guys!

 

[Clown]

What? All this talk about kidnapping is tempting me to come!

 

[PMKeates]

Will there be rape too?

 

[ci_newman]

Hmm... if a group of people kidnap someone, who gets in trouble for it? We'll all blame Howard and his evil powers of persuasion.

Will there be rape too?

Only for you..

 

[loltim]

Are you definitely going DRZ? Can I come down with you? I'll try and wake up this time

 

[PeterNem]

yay loltim

 

[[TW]Fox]

Drz's 4 pot diesel will be a proper taxi with 3 in \o/

 

[loltim]

3? Is Muffin going down with DRZ then? What is Muffin replacing the BMW with?

please say DC2 please say DC2 please say DC2

 

[[TW]Fox]

I think he has ordered one of those new bluemotion Polo things on a lease.

 

[PMKeates]

Only for you..

I am so excited!

Are you definitely going DRZ? Can I come down with you? I'll try and wake up this time

There will be rape for more people than just me.