Thread stopped being serious when the OP decided to call an old 530 "sporty"
Im going to go totally off the wall here, but TW what about a Passat CC ?
They handle pretty well in sport mode, look the business, and you can have a semi decent v6 upfront, save LOTS of money compared to the bimmers.
You just ridiculed someone for saying a 530 was sporty and then went on to say a Passat CC handled well. That's like me saying the BNP party are racist so im joining the NF instead.
You are either an elaborate yet unfunny troll or someone who's opinions on cars is on par with my 14 year old female cousin who cannot drive and thinks its cooler to take the Bus because you get to chat to people.