Writing to companies to get free stuff.

My sister in law wrote to durex to say her boyfriend was coming back from iraq (he wasnt), and they sent her a box load of condoms, lubes, **** rings etc.
 
A[L]C;17099283 said:
My sister in law wrote to durex to say her boyfriend was coming back from iraq (he wasnt), and they sent her a box load of condoms, lubes, **** rings etc.
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intresting, what would they send if you said your sister-in law was returning form iraq, box of femidoms and some dildos? :p
 
If I was responding for Theakstons I'd be inclined to say "Nice try but you can't like our product that much if you've left it in the cupboard for over 5 years. Cleanliness has its rewards as if you'd thought to tidy up in the past 5 years you'd have found it sooner and been able to drink it." and maybe send you a picture of the World's smallest violin too. :p
 
A friend wrote to Nestlé to complain that Toffee Crisps had gotten smaller than they used to be, he ended up with a voucher for a free one.

He also wrote to Seabrook to compalin that he was never able to find the more unuaual flavours mentioned on their packets, they sent him a box with 2 packs of every flavour they did... result!
 
I've just been inspired to write to KP about Salt & Vinegar peanuts... I can't find the regular ones anywhere and I'm going cold turkey without my crack-in-a-packet. :(

Will let everyone know if they get back to me!
 
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HAI GUYZ I BOUGHT YUR STYUFF AND TEHN FORGOT I HAD IT CAN I HAVE FREE STUFFZ???!!

ALSO, COLOSALL ALCOHOLIC !!!1!

Send this as your email, get free stuff, **** bitches.
 
i sent an email to Muller yogurt saying there were no chocolate bits in my chocolate sprinkled yogurt, i got some vouchers for 8 free ones :)

i also sent one to walkers saying the bag of crisp wasn't even half full, which no walkers crisp packet is. i got some more vouchers :)
 
My turkey dinosaur shapes only had 4 in each packet :mad: they normally have 5.

So I emailed Bernard Matthews and got vouchers for 3 more bags. :D
 
Not me but a work colleague, he bought this healthy juice drink. It tasted like crap. He wrote an email to the company and they sent him 32 bottles in various flavours! The office didnt go thirsty that day :)

I still think it tasted like crap tbh
 
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Just last week I had a bottle of Dr Pepper fizz up all over my desk when i just cracked the seal to open it, after it had been sat there for 4 hours. Rang up, complained, got £10 Bacs payment to my bank account, result indeed!
 
My sister was eating a Wright's Pie a few years ago and found a little bit of blue plastic in the filling, so she complained and we got 12 free pies from them!
 
chrisxuk said:
My sister was eating a Wright's Pie a few years ago and found a little bit of blue plastic in the filling, so she complained and we got 12 free pies from them!
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Well I suppose free pies are cheaper than the potential impact of media coverage/court cases :)
 
Mr Jack said:
I got eight bottles of free beer from BrewDog when I complained about their rubbish gift set. I wasn't even after anything I was just complaining.
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:o! You win! That's awesome, tasty beers too.

semi-pro waster said:
If I was responding for Theakstons I'd be inclined to say "Nice try but you can't like our product that much if you've left it in the cupboard for over 5 years. Cleanliness has its rewards as if you'd thought to tidy up in the past 5 years you'd have found it sooner and been able to drink it." and maybe send you a picture of the World's smallest violin too. :p
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Well you're just mean :(! (But it would be a fair response!)
 
A friend of mine at school opened his pack of discos (remember them - do they still do them?) to find one crisp and the rest of the weight of the bag made up with salt.

He wrote and got sent a free box of Discos.

I once had a solid chocolate 4 finger KitKat, looking back I should have written and got free stuff, instead I just ate it and really enjoyed it cos I love that chocolate.

Valve
 
valve90210 said:
A friend of mine at school opened his pack of discos (remember them - do they still do them?) to find one crisp and the rest of the weight of the bag made up with salt.
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If the weight of the bag was actually the flavouring, not "salt", I'd have been as happy as a pig in ****! I love the battery acid sensation :)
 
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