Monday chuckle

[Phate]

The guy who owned the Odeon cinema group has died aged 94
His funeral is next Friday at 2.10, 4.20 and 8.40.

did lol at this

 

[izzy eckerslike]

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.



Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat
it is in case they think they're eating Bambi but will give them a clue and let them guess.



The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they
begged their dad for the clue.



'Well', he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.



The little girl screams to her brother 'Don't eat it, it's an
********!'......

 

[antijoke]

You're starting to push it now.

 

[peter_hutson]

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.



Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat
it is in case they think they're eating Bambi but will give them a clue and let them guess.



The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they
begged their dad for the clue.



'Well', he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.



The little girl screams to her brother 'Don't eat it, it's an
********!'......

Nice one, I can so imagine a kid saying that

 

[platypus]

A lesbian went for a smear test and the doctor told her, "That's the cleanest vagina I've seen!"

The lesbian replied, "Yes, I have a woman in twice a week."

 

[Participant]

Nice one, I can so imagine a kid saying that

Haha very dry.

The sex slave joke was a good one.

 

[Cosimo]

The jokes stopped on Monday.