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Indeed cheap anything will always get good business.
Last time I flew with them to Spain on Ryanair they did the following
1) Only put one person on the check-in bit for the plane, who worked very slowly and was obviously very inexperienced and didn't know what he was doing.
2) A massive queue formed - so long that half the plane was going to miss the flight
3) Put 3 people working quickly on the official 'Queue jumpers queue' which they formed.
4) Made in abundantly clear that virtually everyone in 'slow queue' was going to miss the flight, despite the fact we were there 2 hours before the flight
5) Sold tickets to the 'fast queue' for £3 each.
6) Everyone ended up doling over £3 more each.
7) The fast queue went at about 'normal' speed. It wasn't fast, but we just about got on the plane, £3 shy each.
Ho hum. I suppose if you pay for scum, you can hardly complain when you get scum.
Horrah!
Last time I flew with them to Spain on Ryanair they did the following
1) Only put one person on the check-in bit for the plane, who worked very slowly and was obviously very inexperienced and didn't know what he was doing.
2) A massive queue formed - so long that half the plane was going to miss the flight
3) Put 3 people working quickly on the official 'Queue jumpers queue' which they formed.
4) Made in abundantly clear that virtually everyone in 'slow queue' was going to miss the flight, despite the fact we were there 2 hours before the flight

5) Sold tickets to the 'fast queue' for £3 each.
6) Everyone ended up doling over £3 more each.
7) The fast queue went at about 'normal' speed. It wasn't fast, but we just about got on the plane, £3 shy each.
Ho hum. I suppose if you pay for scum, you can hardly complain when you get scum.
Horrah!