My wife proves she's a true blond

G-Dubs said:
My wife was trying to remember who it was that Rimmer referred to in Red Dwarf when talking about "Scott dibbing up the rest of his gravy" (the name she was looking for was Oates who made "the supreme sacrifice")

She was pretty sure it was a chap called Amazon (eh!)

It didn't stop there.

"No, not Amazon I think it might of been Darwin" she says

(I snigger a little and get a "what's with you look")

"No definitely Amazon because Darwin discovered that book about how things work" she says

(I'm now starting to rock gently while trying not to laugh)

"Oh no hang on" she says "Scott and Amazon were the ones who discovered all the swamps and things", "In America I think"

(Starting to lose it now and getting more distainful looks)

She then went on to deduce it was Darwin and most probably Gladstone who discoved the source of the Amazon.

"So was Amazon a person or a place?" she asked me.

Before I can reply she informs me "I think I'll look up these inventors on line"

(Inventors????)

As she's turning the lappy on She asks me whether it was Dawin who discovered Australia and Tasmania. I tell her Tasmania was actually discovered by a chap called Tasman, Abel Tasman in fact, hence the name Tasmania.

Knowing herself that she's slightly gullable and that i'm prone to winding her up occasionally the thinks i'm taking the pee and tells me she doesn't believe me.

This sort of thing is nothing unusual, my whole life is like this now

She's downstairs now with the laptop looking things up "to prove she's right" and it's gone a bit quiet!!!

I wonder if she's worked out who Amazon is????

And in case you wondering yes she's a natural blond.

How else did you think I was going to prove it????
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Mouse wheels were invented for a reason...
 
Believe it or not she actually works in Intensive care. In work she is scarily efficient. Out of work she quite literally can't walk and chew gum. Seriously if we pick up a sandwich for lunch she has to stop walking to take a bite.

The Glasses? They came with one of those Sexy secretary outfits and she just wears them for effect. (Sounds better than she needs them for reading so picked up a £5 pair in Tesco)
 
I'll believe she's blonde when I see the carpet matches the drapes.


My girlfriend isn't blonde... but she once said "Isn't that a pizza" when someone was talking about the goodfellas movie, asked me if they have friendlies in F1 and also asked when they go into the pits do they have a cup of tea...

If we get married, I think I'm in for a lot what are known as Adreaisms. There must be some blonde in her somewhere! (Sadly im not blonde ;))
 
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G-Dubs said:
My wife was trying to remember who it was that Rimmer referred to in Red Dwarf when talking about "Scott dibbing up the rest of his gravy" (the name she was looking for was Oates who made "the supreme sacrifice")

She was pretty sure it was a chap called Amazon (eh!)

It didn't stop there.

"No, not Amazon I think it might of been Darwin" she says

(I snigger a little and get a "what's with you look")

"No definitely Amazon because Darwin discovered that book about how things work" she says

(I'm now starting to rock gently while trying not to laugh)

"Oh no hang on" she says "Scott and Amazon were the ones who discovered all the swamps and things", "In America I think"

(Starting to lose it now and getting more distainful looks)

She then went on to deduce it was Darwin and most probably Gladstone who discoved the source of the Amazon.

"So was Amazon a person or a place?" she asked me.

Before I can reply she informs me "I think I'll look up these inventors on line"

(Inventors????)

As she's turning the lappy on She asks me whether it was Dawin who discovered Australia and Tasmania. I tell her Tasmania was actually discovered by a chap called Tasman, Abel Tasman in fact, hence the name Tasmania.

Knowing herself that she's slightly gullable and that i'm prone to winding her up occasionally the thinks i'm taking the pee and tells me she doesn't believe me.

This sort of thing is nothing unusual, my whole life is like this now

She's downstairs now with the laptop looking things up "to prove she's right" and it's gone a bit quiet!!!

I wonder if she's worked out who Amazon is????

And in case you wondering yes she's a natural blond.

How else did you think I was going to prove it????
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Well I'm not afraid to admit it...I'm lost
 
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