Cat pooing in garden

RobH · 31 Aug 2010 at 23:36

Get a cat, it's the only way.

Marine Iguana · 31 Aug 2010 at 23:37

RobH said:
Get a stuffed cat, it's the only way.

Fixed

cheets64 · 31 Aug 2010 at 23:41

ScoobyDoo69 said:
Seriously?? Bricks and golf balls? What if those things made contact with the cat? Chase it yes, but don't throw things at it. I don't imagine you'd like someone to chase you throwing bricks and golf balls, and they'd very much hurt/damage you!

I would expect it if I took a dump on someones grass/soil

Keep it under control/in doors or face a brick in the face. Yo

icedbullet · 31 Aug 2010 at 23:42

One of our cat's used to poo in other peoples garden. One of the neighbours came and told me politely. So I decided to make a cat toilet at the bottom of our garden. Its a massive trench that I dug filled with garden peat. I make sure to top up the peat every 2-3 months. the cats love it and use it all the time because peat is easy to dig in. Problem solved.

Your best bet is to politely approach the owner.

B&W · 31 Aug 2010 at 23:50

smash the owners pasty

cheets64 · 31 Aug 2010 at 23:50

I am with the ones I know but its the other cats, I think its the street behind, they take shortcuts through must meet up and fight have sex etc. because they wake me up with the baby crying they do.

So I dont know where they live and I am not going around knocking, easier to scary them.

"andy" · 31 Aug 2010 at 23:59

kill it and make the kids who it belongs too really happy

Vonhelmet · 1 Sep 2010 at 00:01

Anything inhumane is illegal, and rightly so, and most humane things won't work.

Greenlizard0 · 1 Sep 2010 at 00:02

cheets64 said:
the baby crying they do. .

If it's a haunting sound like a baby in pain/crying then it's foxes not cats. Completely different and strange noise.

cm1179 · 1 Sep 2010 at 00:03

i once watched my friend throw a mug full of water at a cat in his garden, he must have put some force into it because the handle seperated from the mug and the mug smashed against the side of his neighbours house. the cat ran off though.

Cosimo · 1 Sep 2010 at 00:07

B&W said:
smash the owners pasty

First it's the cat and now the owner. Why not do them both.

godinman · 1 Sep 2010 at 00:10

DO NOT TOUCH THE CAT.

Or at least don't get it caught on cctv as 4chan will rip you a new blow hole.

soundb0y · 1 Sep 2010 at 00:13

Styles said:
Is there something I can put down?

Thanks

Yeah, the cat.

MathewS · 1 Sep 2010 at 01:01

stick cocktail stick in the ground, all over the garden, it will learn the hard way that your garden hurts.

CliffyBiro · 1 Sep 2010 at 01:11

Make a garden in their poo.

cheets64 · 1 Sep 2010 at 01:27

godinman said:
DO NOT TOUCH THE CAT.

Or at least don't get it caught on cctv as 4chan will rip you a new blow hole.

The brick did :confused:

Castiel · 1 Sep 2010 at 01:35

pirate said:
Just post a pic of your fav politician and no cat, dog, or even alien will dare to approach your garden.

Right, there I have posted a pic of a politician. How long until the cat buggers off.

And that pesky Altarian who keeps pooping in my garden. Green glowing poop stands out at night.

UncleBob · 1 Sep 2010 at 02:44

Post the cat poo through the owners letterbox, with a little note explaining you will expect them to collect it in person next time.

Tefal · 1 Sep 2010 at 04:10

Castiel said:
And that pesky Altarian who keeps pooping in my garden.

Gal civ 2 fan?

Kenai · 1 Sep 2010 at 07:15

ScoobyDoo69 said:
What if those things made contact with the cat?

Well then they'd probably hurt it.