Hey jakesnake,
let me get this one for you . . . feel free to make your own reply also!
There is a strange process happening here where the poster has some very strong desire towards the Asus Crosshair IV Formula that is obvious to me so allow me to guide you through this "Wayne's World" stylee!
Kudos to honosuseri for a nicely written piece, totally flawed "reasoning" but kudos none the less! . . . I am still genuinely not sure if he is a Marketing agent or just under some form of Marketing "Mind Control" . . . I suspect the latter!
. . . a lot of us here on OcUk forums don't need to "read up" about this hardware as we have been using it for a ages . . i.e we have first hand user experience!
. . . this is a trick question and by answering "yes" you give up your worldview as jakesnake and become a "gamer" . . . this is a form of mind control . . . of course your not a gamer, you are jakesnake (a human) and you play games, a lot of people don't know the difference . . . a gamer will spend extra money on hardware, merchandise and products to sustain his "Gamer" identity/lifestyle, it's a classic marketing trick, gaming mouse mats, gaming mice, gaming headsets, gaming apparel ("I frag" you caps etc) . . . and of course "Fatal1ty" products! 
"Be like Fatal1ty Kids . . . spend spend £££"

A marketing mans wet dream . . . sadly gaming glory comes from skill and lots of practice not £££££
Obviously jakesnake, "never" give up your worldview as a human being/individual and adopt a pseudo marketing persona . . . you can play games till the cows come home but this does not make you "a gamer", just a guy that likes to plays games . . . big difference trust me!
Most people don't want to "waste" cash £££ on stuff, one naturally looks for bargains, haggles, knows the difference between "need" and "want" . . .
Extra expenditure for what?
. . . these are what a non-overclocker "Thinks" they are paying the extra money for . . . the reality is this is pure marketing mumbo-jumbo to dupe a novice into paying an extra £65 . . .
Don't get me wrong in the hands of a skilled/experienced overclocker/benchmarker the more expensive motherboard should produce "slightly" better overclocking results but nothing that will manifest itself in your games JakeSnake . . . the better overclocking results are basically for people that subscribe to the e-slong ideology (i.e mine is bigger than yours, you lose!)
The other important distinction here is the question of "toys" . . . I suspect honosuseri doesn't play games or at least view them as "toys", he views the hardware itself as a "cool toy" . . . a "cool toy" that is worth paying an extra £65 for, it's red, it's mean, it's got lots of buttons!
. . . on the other hand jakesnake I suspect "toys" to you are the actual games you play and the pick-ups you find in the games (enhanced sniper rifle, BFG, sonic grenades etc) . .
When it's "its raining outside" one of you will be pressing buttons on his motherboard and talking to people in the forums about his red vroom vroom motherboard and one of you will be immersed in a battle zone, pinned down by enemy snipers while trying to make it to the extraction zone! . . . HUGE difference! . . . although each to their own, whatever floats your boat and keeps your mind amused!
. . . The overclocking process described above (X4 955 to X4 965) could be done on a most AM3 motherboards? . . .
Instead of wasting £65 on a red motherboard how about putting it towards the best graphics card JakeSnake could afford . . offset the "very" high asking price of the Radeon HD 5870 to this . .
Now that's what I call a "bargain"


Poor guy really wants that motherboard, maybe if it was priced a bit keener he would have bought it by now? . . . . regardless at least he has mentioned Tri-Fire (anyone running three Radeons?) and also mentioned Crossfire X16/x16 which I don't think offers any noticable gaming improvement over Crossfire X8/X8 (happy to be shown some good data though!) . . .
I wonder if in a years time it will be a good idea to Crossfire a second Radeon HD 5870 or perhaps sell it and buy a new "uber" next gen card? . . . if the case of the latter we have had two spare PCI-E x16 slots sitting empty for a year!



I honour you sir for that most hilarious post . . . I have no doubt in my mind that you are a superb and amusing guy and I commend you for a very nicely constructed post . . . it's just painfully obvious to me personally that you are a novice who has been utterly consumed by marketing hype and does not understand hardware to the level that a great deal of OcUK forums users do . .
Saving the best till last!

Big.Wayne - Studying Philosophy (Epistemology/Ethics)
let me get this one for you . . . feel free to make your own reply also!

There is a strange process happening here where the poster has some very strong desire towards the Asus Crosshair IV Formula that is obvious to me so allow me to guide you through this "Wayne's World" stylee!

Kudos to honosuseri for a nicely written piece, totally flawed "reasoning" but kudos none the less! . . . I am still genuinely not sure if he is a Marketing agent or just under some form of Marketing "Mind Control" . . . I suspect the latter!

Although in some sense there is a little truth in this the main purpose of the above passage is to give you the feeling that if you don't buy expensive hardware everything will be "more difficult" . . . this is a very subtle "subliminal" message . . .Well cheaper hardware infact can make it more difficult
- Pay Less = Difficult
- Pay More = Easy
Ok now things are starting to really warm up, there are two tactics here, the first is another "subliminal" messageThe more you read up on the subject the limitations of the hardware will become clear
- Pay Less = Limitations
- Pay More = No limitations

And now here somes the big guns!You are a gamer right?


"Be like Fatal1ty Kids . . . spend spend £££"

A marketing mans wet dream . . . sadly gaming glory comes from skill and lots of practice not £££££
Obviously jakesnake, "never" give up your worldview as a human being/individual and adopt a pseudo marketing persona . . . you can play games till the cows come home but this does not make you "a gamer", just a guy that likes to plays games . . . big difference trust me!

Although there is a little truth in this for the most part its based on flawed reasoning . . . everybody wants stuff for free (£0.00), sadly in the event you can't work out how to get your hardware for free then begrudgingly you have to accept that you will have to part with a little cash . . . as little as possible preferably . . . so one has a rough budget but what is most important is that one needs to work out what hardware is actually "needed" to get all the games running sweetly!You set a budget for your build and you divvy out the cash as best you can to each part to get your games running at a constant framerate at a decent resolution.
Most people don't want to "waste" cash £££ on stuff, one naturally looks for bargains, haggles, knows the difference between "need" and "want" . . .
and there it is again! . . . he really, really, really, really wants to buy the Asus Crosshair IV Formula himself but for reasons that are still unclear he can't . . . next best thing would be to try really, really, really hard to get JakeSnake to buy the Asus Crosshair IV Formula instead!Ok for arguements sake. You bought the X4 955 and went for the asus crosshair

Extra expenditure for what?
Ok, so firstly what the heck are "overclocking dooberries"?it was a bit more cash [£65] but you figure the overclocking dooberries will help later as the rig ages and you got some cool toys to tinker with when its raining outside ;p

Don't get me wrong in the hands of a skilled/experienced overclocker/benchmarker the more expensive motherboard should produce "slightly" better overclocking results but nothing that will manifest itself in your games JakeSnake . . . the better overclocking results are basically for people that subscribe to the e-slong ideology (i.e mine is bigger than yours, you lose!)

The other important distinction here is the question of "toys" . . . I suspect honosuseri doesn't play games or at least view them as "toys", he views the hardware itself as a "cool toy" . . . a "cool toy" that is worth paying an extra £65 for, it's red, it's mean, it's got lots of buttons!

When it's "its raining outside" one of you will be pressing buttons on his motherboard and talking to people in the forums about his red vroom vroom motherboard and one of you will be immersed in a battle zone, pinned down by enemy snipers while trying to make it to the extraction zone! . . . HUGE difference! . . . although each to their own, whatever floats your boat and keeps your mind amused!


All this talk of "saved £20" and "bargain" is quite amusing after wasting £65 on something that has thus so far *not* made the slightest bit of difference?For the gfx you nabbed a 5870 and got the quickest ram you could with the lowest timings keeping in budget. Now look at the pic wayne posted.... see how the framerates are around 60fps or slightly more? This is good that’s what we want. The only tweaking we did was to up the multiplier to make the 955 a 965, saved £20 for pressing a few keys....bargain!

Instead of wasting £65 on a red motherboard how about putting it towards the best graphics card JakeSnake could afford . . offset the "very" high asking price of the Radeon HD 5870 to this . .

Now that's what I call a "bargain"

You already wasted £65 quid so yeah I tend to agree we should try not to "hand over any more cash"Fastforward a year. There have been driver updates which have helped keep the gfx card competitive but the day will come when a game is released and your kit just wont maintain the 60fps......so what do we do? We try and push the kit just that lil bit harder before we hand over any more cash.

Hehe there it is again . . . it's confusing when honosuseri says "I" if he if referring to himself or JakeSnake? . . . or by this stage in the Asus Crosshair IV Formula sales pitch if he has "assimilated" JakeSnakes mind into the Crosshair IV Formula "Hive Mind" (resistance is futile!) hehe!We can up the cpu speed and the gpu speed, update our drivers. Taking our time and checking its stable and for our patience we are rewarded with some more fps and hopefully hit that 60fps and our rig is now competive again. All is well till the next "breakthrough" game but wait!!! That mobo i invested in can run upto 3 ati cards.....or more economical/practical to run two at 16X

Poor guy really wants that motherboard, maybe if it was priced a bit keener he would have bought it by now? . . . . regardless at least he has mentioned Tri-Fire (anyone running three Radeons?) and also mentioned Crossfire X16/x16 which I don't think offers any noticable gaming improvement over Crossfire X8/X8 (happy to be shown some good data though!) . . .
I wonder if in a years time it will be a good idea to Crossfire a second Radeon HD 5870 or perhaps sell it and buy a new "uber" next gen card? . . . if the case of the latter we have had two spare PCI-E x16 slots sitting empty for a year!

Ah yes this confirms it, honosuseri has "consumed" JakeSnake . . . they are now "one"We google benchmarks and see if by doubling up the 5870 (which is now cheap like the budgie) we can get back into the 60fps club without dropping £200+ on another current gfx card

I suspect honosuseri has never overclocked a computer in his life . . . he needs the "Wizz-Bang" buttons to press to make it happen maybe?Now i know there are guys who enjoy overclocking. I can see its appeal, pushing the envelope of tech and seeing what is possible
What the heck is this bit about? . . . Anyone who knows anything about computer hardware tends to do their homework and knows about any problems before buying a single piece of hardware . . . Some homework is done, the most cost effective parts are purchased, the machine is built and the gaming begins . . . nothing needs to be invented?I like to think of it this way.....you know the saying "necessity is the mother of invention" we find solutions for our problems as they arise

It's lucky for you mate that you came to OcUk forums . . . there are plenty of us here that know how to save cash . . . Resistance is futile!if we were clever and picked the right parts at the start we were able to push the lifespan of our rig and saved some cash!!!

I honour you sir for that most hilarious post . . . I have no doubt in my mind that you are a superb and amusing guy and I commend you for a very nicely constructed post . . . it's just painfully obvious to me personally that you are a novice who has been utterly consumed by marketing hype and does not understand hardware to the level that a great deal of OcUK forums users do . .
Saving the best till last!
Hehe, I would ask you to explain that one but I have a feeling you can't . . . I have no doubts in my mind your reasoning is flawed . . but not beyond repair!Sometimes you have to spend a lil money to make money lol

Big.Wayne - Studying Philosophy (Epistemology/Ethics)
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