Wet wipes > Toilet Paper

tres · 9 Sep 2010 at 19:59

A recent little trip showed me the wonders of using wet wipes in place of toilet paper.

Might anyone else use these in the bathroom? They're fantastic, if not a little more expensive. Only just though, considering two wet wipes is usually sufficient to replace at least 12 sheets of toilet paper (assuming usage of 3 at a time)

ChroniC · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:01

You want to have a serious conversation about what you wipe your ****** arse with.
What next, which hand you use to **** with

Wizzkidy · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:02

Awaits Snowdog to come in and advice on best wet wipes and general OCD

Kennysevenfold · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:02

Au natural.

Cosimo · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:02

Personally I find that Juan sheet is sufficient.

whitecrook · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:02

Good for you, OP. Have you tried a jet wash? I hear good things about them.

ChroniC · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:04

Have you ever tried using a shower head instead. Blast your butt.

Ghosteh · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:05

Just use your finger... I mean, you're going to be washing your hands afterwards anyway, right?

Cosimo · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:06

Wet wipes block drains.

Semiskimmed · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:06

be careful shoving them down the bog, can easily block some up!

Participant · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:06

Ghosteh said:
Just use your finger

Army style.

OP has a point, though wet wipes only usually come out for the 'sticky bombs'.

Lagmeister · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:08

ChroniC said:
Have you ever tried using a shower head instead. Blast your butt.

Actually a lot of muslim countries have this, a specialised bum shower next to the toilet, its a god send if you ever get serious runs, no rubbing your ring sore.

Mobius 1 · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:08

you can buy special wet wipes made for using in the toilet. I know this because I have kids lol

Amp34 · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:08

12 sheets?! No wonder some people go through toilet roll like water...

6 sheets is easily sufficient unless it's very messy! I suggest you eat more fibre...

Ghosteh · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:08

Robbie G said:
Army style.

Hell yeah. That obvious I'm in the Army? Lol

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Kutter · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:09

tres said:
if not a little more expensive.

Just use the free ones you get at KFC.

thepeganator · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:10

People still use toilet paper?

Newspaper/envelopes f.t.w.

Jono8 · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:10

Greenlizard0 · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:11

Gross, toilet paper absorbs (from 'pebble' splashback) and dries the perineum. Wet wipes don't do anything like that.

Very gay.

Disco Boy · 9 Sep 2010 at 20:13

In before muslim coffee pot thing, and resurrection of "he didn't even wash his bum before bed" thread.