Wet wipes > Toilet Paper

out of (not so much) interest, who uses a bidet instead of toilet roll? Its supposed to be a lot cleaner but i tried it a few years ago and covered my legs it crap
 
What you want is one of these babies.

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Thanks to b3ta, this had me in stitches for ages :D
 
my dads toilet has a bidet built in. its got a top mounted flush and the bidet button looks no differet from the flush button

so first time i used it i do my buisiness get off press the bidet button thinking it was the flush out pops some chrome pipework to where your A hole would be and shoots out an icy cold stream of water right up to the celing. i was like WTH was that ****

i had to give it a go it was the most uncomfortable thing ive ever experienced and left me with a soggy arse never used it since.
 
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The guys over in the middle east have it right. Shower head next to the toilet which you can use to blast your ass, then just wipe it dry with tissue. Cleanest ass ever.
 
Awesome a poo thread love these:)

I go to town on the ass wiping like if i miss a single smear itll turn to corrosive acid when i pull me panties up.
 
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