Aaaarghh! do I burn it?

Vonhelmet · 11 Sep 2010 at 01:01

Also, vote name change from stulid to stupid.

tntcoder · 11 Sep 2010 at 01:01

Reminded me of this story http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...e-trying-to-kill-a-spider-with-a-lighter.html

^TANK^ · 11 Sep 2010 at 01:02

Surely it would have been quicker to just give it the Lynx effect? Some poor bugger has to clean that glass now.

stulid · 11 Sep 2010 at 01:02

K1LLSW1TCH said:
What's that yellow crap in the glass?

a combination of octane booster and spider goo.

and the glass will be binned now, plenty more on the cupboard, just need more spiders.

CliffyBiro · 11 Sep 2010 at 01:04

jp_bl_68 · 11 Sep 2010 at 01:06

stulid said:
and the glass will be binned now, plenty more on the cupboard, just need more spiders.

Is this your final solution?

Vonhelmet · 11 Sep 2010 at 01:06

skippi90 said:
You've never killed any animal?

A spider? A fly? A wasp?

Oh, I've killed animals, sure.

Have I killed them elaborately and taken photos and posted them on the Internet? No, as I am not an immature attention seeking freak.

jp_bl_68 · 11 Sep 2010 at 01:08

vonhelmet said:
Oh, I've killed animals, sure.

Have I killed them elaborately and taken photos and posted them on the Internet? No, as I am not bored.

Surely?

stulid · 11 Sep 2010 at 01:12

jp_bl_68 said:
Is this your final solution?

no,

if I had some petrol, I could have run a trail of it to the intended target and lit the blue touch paper and stand back for big LOL'S.

Vonhelmet · 11 Sep 2010 at 01:16

jp_bl_68 said:
Surely?

Erm... I've been bored plenty of times and never resorted to incinerating arachnids.

Curio · 11 Sep 2010 at 01:21

stulid said:
right its now dead.

harder than you think to ignite the lighter fluid when it evaporates so quickly.

luckily I was in my garage for this, and managed to find the perfect additive, Millers oil octane booster, so with a combination of the two, was able to fry the little git.

I moved to the garage for this, as I had a garden hose at hand if it all went wrong.

"you kill bugs good"

^TANK^ · 11 Sep 2010 at 01:26

stulid said:
no,

if I had some petrol, I could have run a trail of it to the intended target and lit the blue touch paper and stand back for big LOL'S.

While listening to this I hope!

Grandmaster Fap! · 11 Sep 2010 at 01:26

Wow you showed that spider who's boss, have a man cookie :rolleyes:

HungryHippos · 11 Sep 2010 at 01:38

I think it's stupid to burn spiders (the only time I might say it's OK is if you have a nest of hundreds of the buggers) but everytime I see one now I kill it. Why? well I used to throw them out the window but we've had a major influx of spiders over the last couple of months, and we've had some pretty big ones too, so I need to stop them appearing somehow and it seems they just get back in again if I let them go.

Have spiders basically living on our windows so whenever the windows are opened they get in.

I don't mind the little spiders so much, but really hate the big ones. I picked up some jeans off the floor the other day and this big spider scared me ****less by appearing from within them

soundb0y · 11 Sep 2010 at 02:13

I for one enjoyed this thread.

scotty365 · 11 Sep 2010 at 02:24

nearly crapped my pants when I caught a glimpse of this beast in her knickers running across my bed, with me in it.

after a chase around the room, I eventually apprehend the suspect in my bondage cellar

Woo....woooooo steady on

Angilion · 11 Sep 2010 at 02:57

stulid said:
at least I can sleep easy tonight knowing there is one less eight legged freak running around.

And other people can sleep less easy tonight, knowing that there's another nascent sociopath around.

You're wrong in the head, that's for sure.

zipp0r · 11 Sep 2010 at 03:04

spiders need this, they need to learn that a house is not their home.

Tonyator · 11 Sep 2010 at 03:33

vonhelmet said:
You burn it and you're a massive penis. A gigantic animated phallus. A floppy willy with saggy balls.

vonhelmet said:
You're a *******.

vonhelmet said:
Well, we did tell you to put it outside, but oh no... you couldn't just do that.

You're an idiot.

vonhelmet said:
You find it amusing to harm animals?

Apparently a lot of serial killers start out by torturing animals. Are you a serial killer? Or just a dickless tool?

vonhelmet said:
Also, vote name change from stulid to stupid.

vonhelmet said:
Erm... I've been bored plenty of times and never resorted to incinerating arachnids.

Holy Multi Quote Batman!

Can't say it much better than that. ^^^

Stop being a girl, it was only a spider... douche.

AiiR · 11 Sep 2010 at 03:37

Should have blasted it with ****.