Hire a midget.......associated costs?

KaHn · 21 Sep 2010 at 21:42

Right long shot here but has anyone hired a midget, more importantly for a stag do.

KaHn

Metatron · 21 Sep 2010 at 21:43

It's not big and it's not clever.

Well it might be clever but it's not big.

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Six6siX · 21 Sep 2010 at 21:43

theboyrob · 21 Sep 2010 at 21:43

in legendary thread

(fingers crossed!)

Glaucus · 21 Sep 2010 at 21:45

Midget whore....

Marky · 21 Sep 2010 at 21:45

Actually - I'm going on a stag do next year where we plan to hire a midget to attach theirselves to the stag...

And I've also heard rumours going around about a midget stripper happening aswell

Jono8 · 21 Sep 2010 at 21:45

I looked into it once but my funds came up a little short...

KaHn · 21 Sep 2010 at 21:47

My mate is getting married soon so for his stag im planning on getting him a midget _ 2 set of lederhosens (one big, one small) and dressing them up the same for the stag, probably 4days abroad somewhere

KaHn

Theophany · 21 Sep 2010 at 21:47

Dress it up as a Pokemon. That would be legendary.

Marky · 21 Sep 2010 at 21:48

KaHn said:
My mate is getting married soon so for his stag im planning on getting him a midget _ 2 set of lederhosens (one big, one small) and dressing them up the same for the stag, probably 4days abroad somewhere

KaHn

Niiice

We're going to Krakow

Raikiri · 21 Sep 2010 at 21:50

You want to hire a midget to go on holiday with you and wear a lederhosen for four days?

God speed.

Dan Dan · 21 Sep 2010 at 21:50

Lol, I read something similar to this in FHM, They handcuffed the stag to a midget for the whole weekend. Brilliant...

Azza · 21 Sep 2010 at 21:52

lol

Amazing idea.

Izi · 21 Sep 2010 at 21:53

my mate had a party where he hired all midget waiters - they were a right laugh.

KaHn · 21 Sep 2010 at 21:54

Raikiri said:
You want to hire a midget to go on holiday with you and wear a lederhosen for four days?

God speed.

Oh I forgot, be handcuffed to the stag by hand and ankle

KaHn

p4radox · 21 Sep 2010 at 22:11

My friend once emailed a midget rental company asking if they could hire a troupe of midgets for the night, and if they would "fight each other if paid". The guy replied simply that they didn't currently operate in the UK, but would consider it if they expanded.

Chives · 21 Sep 2010 at 22:18

This is the guy you need

Tummy · 21 Sep 2010 at 22:20

Brilliant idea