Does this kind of thing get on your nerves ?

I shall see your text speak and raise you this:
ok sume you no ime doing a enjin chane and i no when im stuck ill alsk for asistance but being a profecsonist i do do things corectly prhaps a bit ocd but ive rely had enuf of that ******* 90 its naw costing a small fortuen and still geting nowher i got the radater srarounds pawdercoted and looks like 2 yerolds dune it i cane spry a beter finshe than thave dun and to top all of im heding ferter in to my 20 and still geting treted like moron ore 16 yerold by my dad ive cume t end of my teter chaps and naw to pont of packing bothe series and 90 in and by i nice est urow box whith the 8 ore so grang i could get for them both i no had of days and good days but my 90 has had its enjin out sins befor x mas naw and ive spent all my unaversaty lown muny on it ive got nuthk left naw have no job to o and to top all of my old enjine which a so cald frend pused me to get it out for him befor i was redy to has not pad me and since disided to take my old 2.5td back out his series and put his old one back in and in pushing me i lost some important componts let alown over 100 ounds weth of new alternater ontop ive vercaly faled my dagre cors becos all wats going one havet maged to get myself in as have no car all gon sooo bad
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I don't know whether to be angry at him or sorry for him.
He has over 1000 posts on the forum, all the same.
 
emailiscrap said:
I shall see your text speak and raise you this:


I don't know whether to be angry at him or sorry for him.
He has over 1000 posts on the forum, all the same.
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Now that's what I call dyslexia. I really can't figure out exactly what he's saying though, Something about a car engine and his dad treating him like a child. Reading it reminds me of how how some deaf people talk (the way they can't fully annunciate because they can't hear themselves) and I mean that with no intention to cause offence.
 
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@OP I've no idea what he's talking about either. It would annoy me if I thought there might be something of value in it, but fortunately it appears to be about football.

Angilion said:
Language is critical to conscious thought.
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That's a thought provoking statement, but perhaps not the best place for it

emailiscrap said:
I shall see your text speak and raise you this:
ontop ive vercaly faled my dagre cors becos all wats going one havet maged to get myself in as have no car all gon sooo bad
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I think that's "virtually failed my degree". I weep for the standards accepted by Universities these days :(
 
emailiscrap said:
I shall see your text speak and raise you this:


I don't know whether to be angry at him or sorry for him.
He has over 1000 posts on the forum, all the same.
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That's ridiculous, I got to the second line and gave up as my brain was hurting.
Obviously he gets no replies as nobody in their right mind would plough through that lot.
:(
 
pmbuzz said:
That's ridiculous, I got to the second line and gave up as my brain was hurting.
Obviously he gets no replies as nobody in their right mind would plough through that lot.
:(
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Actually he is well liked and nobody comments on his post spelling etc.
I can't look at his posts without getting irate!

The funny thing is, if you read it out loud it makes sense!
 
FOUL ON NANI?!?!

Does he mean where Nani fell over and dived, but Ferguson forgot to mention Nani's constant cheating and instead had a go at Torres for "looking for a foul"?

I hate football fans.
 
sammo62 said:
FOUL ON NANI?!?!

Does he mean where Nani fell over and dived, but Ferguson forgot to mention Nani's constant cheating and instead had a go at Torres for "looking for a foul"?

I hate football fans.
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All of them?

My my, you're a sharp one aren't you.
 
I text with full words, i might slip in a U if i have no room left

when people send me texts with text speak i end up ringing them for confirmation

what is it 250 letters in a text

SPEAK ENGLISH
 
...and ive spent all my unaversaty lown muny on it ive got nuthk left naw have no job to o and to top all of my old enjine....
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Just :eek::(

Wow. I can usually decipher texrt speak pretty well, but that was a nightmare to read.
 
I hope the phenomenon dies a fast death due to the rise of the smartphone. Tools like Swype on Android can only hasten its demise :) :)
 
uvarvu said:
I hope the phenomenon dies a fast death due to the rise of the smartphone. Tools like Swype on Android can only hasten its demise :) :)
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YES!!

I almost cried tears of joy the first time I received an actual 'proper' english text from my wife after she got her HTC (I hasten to add she's not stupid, just seems to like texting in TXTSPKy0!)!
 
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