Hire a midget.......associated costs?

SoundsGood said:
A colleague at work has a mentally disabled brother and one day she came home to find him excitedly proclaiming to have caught a troll.. Anyway it turns out he'd seen a dwarf walking down the street, dragged him inside and locked him in the bathroom! :D
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old "joke" is old
 
I actually seriously looked at this for my mates stag...

It'll be around the £500 mark excluding expenses. Worth it? Every penny.....
 
TheDean said:
I actually seriously looked at this for my mates stag...

It'll be around the £500 mark excluding expenses. Worth it? Every penny.....
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I really struggle to understand the mentality of those who think its worth this sort of money. I mean, really? It's good for a cheap 10 minute laugh but beyond that?

It just seems utterly lame :p
 
[TW]Fox;17425683 said:
I really struggle to understand the mentality of those who think its worth this sort of money. I mean, really? It's good for a cheap 10 minute laugh but beyond that?

It just seems utterly lame :p
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To be fair, it really is a once in a lifetime opportunity and as said, if the guy's given respect, free booze, and everyone's having a good time then I think it'd be a good laugh.

Plus £500 divided by everyone on the stag comes to barely anything unless you've got no friends.

If you find one, then TTIUWP :D.
 
[TW]Fox;17425683 said:
I really struggle to understand the mentality of those who think its worth this sort of money. I mean, really? It's good for a cheap 10 minute laugh but beyond that?

It just seems utterly lame :p
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As said, between 20odd people+, it's nothing...Imagine *insert best mate's name here* face when you handcuff him with a dwarf on his stag do. I can't see how that would be anything other than utterly legendary!
 
TheDean said:
As said, between 20odd people+, it's nothing...Imagine *insert best mate's name here* face when you handcuff him with a dwarf on his stag do. I can't see how that would be anything other than utterly legendary!
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For added LEGENDARYLULZ, the do should be held in Malia.
 
The son of a woman who works in my office had one rented for the night on his stag do. If I remember rightly is was about £600 for the night and there were pretty strict rules, like everytime someon got the stag a drink they also had to get one for the midget etc.

Had the midget dressed as batman and the stag as Robin. Apparently was really good and drew loads of attention.

Valve
 
Sorry I think the majority here miss understand the point of this, its a gag, in having a big person with a little person, nothing untoward to the little guy.

No one is going to be sat making fun of him he will be part of the stag, I do like the riding crop one, that might be better than the two dressed the same. Then if we do the paintballing thing it would be easier to hunt the stag :)

KaHn
 
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