Rat ruined my coat

CliffyG · 30 Sep 2010 at 12:34

I have a really nice £120 FCUK coat which I've only worn about 4 times. Unfortunately, after returning to my mates house after a few too many vodka red bulls i put my coat down right next to his rat cage. The little buggers had a good nibble before i realised. Due to the fabric used it is impossible to repair properly so i am looking at getting a FCUK logo and getting my mum to sew it on as the coat is too expensive to just throw away. Slight problem, where on earth can i get one from? Nothing on Ebay at all, any suggestions?

fretted · 30 Sep 2010 at 12:35

buy another FCUK coat and cut the label out from that?

wildman · 30 Sep 2010 at 12:36

kill the rat with fire

go to a shop with a pair of scissors and just cut an FCUK logo from something off the rail that matches your requirements

Efour · 30 Sep 2010 at 12:38

is it not a good coat unless it advertises Chinese slave labour ?

Metatron · 30 Sep 2010 at 12:41

No disguised swearies. :mad:

MikeHunt79 · 30 Sep 2010 at 12:46

Gaffer tape is the way forward....

batsy · 30 Sep 2010 at 12:51

Stitch the rat to your coat and write FCUK on the rat.

antijoke · 30 Sep 2010 at 12:52

So you want to repair it with some homemade stitching from ma?

Cosimo · 30 Sep 2010 at 12:53

"You dirty rat. You ate my coat. You dirty rat."

Darkst4r · 30 Sep 2010 at 12:54

Ahh, I remember it well. I've kept rats for a few years now and did the same thing a few times. Chewed up a brand new Fred Perry I only wore once and a pair of shorts my gf bought me. You soon learn not to leave anything within a foot radius of the cage just in case.

Darkst4r · 30 Sep 2010 at 12:55

batsy said:
Stitch the rat to your coat and write FCUK on the rat.

Musty Pie · 30 Sep 2010 at 13:02

CliffyG said:
I have a really nice

....... £120 FCUK coat

I think the rat did you a favor

^TANK^ · 30 Sep 2010 at 13:10

Throw it in a ******* wheelie bin. The coat not the rat!

Jumblejug · 30 Sep 2010 at 13:13

Rat skin patch?

bloodiedathame · 30 Sep 2010 at 13:15

Put on an OcUK logo instead of FcUK.

Vonhelmet · 30 Sep 2010 at 13:15

I once made myself a t-shirt that said "FCUK CAN SCUK MY CCOK" on the front.

My mum refused to iron it. Great days.

matt_fsr · 30 Sep 2010 at 13:15

Jumblejug said:
Rat skin patch?

Beaten to it. Damn.

CliffyG · 30 Sep 2010 at 13:22

Should have known I'd get no sensible answers! Tried ringing French Connection but after getting passed around 6 different people i got dumped into an anonymous voicemail box. Will try emailing i guess.

uvarvu · 30 Sep 2010 at 13:24

I think you should donate it to charity and buy a new coat.

lcg · 30 Sep 2010 at 13:27

bloodiedathame said:
Put on an OcUK logo instead of FcUK.

My thoughts exactly