Bridge Jumper in Birmingham

Cosimo · 30 Sep 2010 at 13:46

Fourstar said:
OcUK should decamp to China!

They would have a revolution if GD turned up but they wouldn't let us in because we're too subversive.

Emlyn_Dewar · 30 Sep 2010 at 13:50

Has he jumped yet?
Youtube?

Morgoth · 30 Sep 2010 at 13:52

Nah, no way he'll jump now.

Skully · 30 Sep 2010 at 13:55

vonhelmet said:
Hence "different" route.

Different route out of a one way system?

Good idea!

Vonhelmet · 30 Sep 2010 at 13:59

Skully said:
Different route out of a one way system?

Good idea!

Well, sit tight then. Poop happens.

Fortyseven · 30 Sep 2010 at 14:01

vonhelmet said:
Well, sit tight then. Poop happens.

Never underestimate the anger that occurs in some people when they are stopped from doing what they want/feel they need to be doing.

Adrianr · 30 Sep 2010 at 14:06

Going by the order of things today, he's garnered just about enough attention to come down and write a mid-life auto biography.

Vonhelmet · 30 Sep 2010 at 14:16

Adrianr said:
Going by the order of things today, he's garnered just about enough attention to come down and write a mid-life auto biography.

Probably more interesting than any of Katie Price's.

FNGsam · 30 Sep 2010 at 14:21

He should do a backflip imo

Adrianr · 30 Sep 2010 at 14:21

vonhelmet said:
Probably more interesting than any of Katie Price's.

Probably?!

Aedus · 30 Sep 2010 at 14:34

vonhelmet said:
His life is more important than your delays. That doesn't mean he has the right to disrupt life for everyone else, but now that he is doing so, that doesn't mean he deserves to die just because you're going to be late. Get over yourselves. Find another route.

He's not going to die, he just wants attention, he should get the **** down and stop being an inconvenience for everyone around him.

jas72 · 30 Sep 2010 at 14:38

AJK said:
Holy too many apostrophes Batman!

account's
folk's
bridge's
commuter's
delay's

Don't need them!!!

Holy excalmation marks Batman

Don't need them. Also while I wasted my time writing this it's ignore.

/peace

Oh on topic why do they need to close the road? I don't get it?

-BA- · 30 Sep 2010 at 14:40

FNGsam said:
He should do a backflip imo

Assuming he is facing outwards, wouldn't a backflip put him on the road behind him?

Vonhelmet · 30 Sep 2010 at 14:41

Aedus said:
He's not going to die, he just wants attention, he should get the **** down and stop being an inconvenience for everyone around him.

Indeed. People clamouring for him to be pushed off or to jump aren't helping that solution though.

markk · 30 Sep 2010 at 14:52

gillywibble said:
Lives in Birmingham - check.
Suicidal - check.

Aye, if he lived in Cov he would have jumped years ago

FNGsam · 30 Sep 2010 at 14:55

-BA- said:
Assuming he is facing outwards, wouldn't a backflip put him on the road behind him?

Dude, running/jumping forwards and doing a backflip is way more spectacular than normal ones.

gillywibble · 30 Sep 2010 at 15:05

markf said:
Aye, if he lived in Cov he would have jumped years ago

Geniune LOL

Efour · 30 Sep 2010 at 15:33

he still at it ? borrrriiing

TheMightyTen · 30 Sep 2010 at 16:36

tom_e said:
Its not dirty just full of character

This

As for bridge boy, I'm ambivalent; The first time snow falls this winter Brum will get equally as gridlocked, think of it as a training day.

Kutter · 30 Sep 2010 at 17:12

I got stuck in heathrow in june when some numptie jumped off the top of the road tunnel leading out of the place. I was there for about 5 hours until they opened up the small service tunnels that run on each side. The wife had almost got back to Boston before i got back to Burnley.