Epic fail

Last time I was in a strip club the dancer sat on my lap removing her bra. She didn’t feel a thing.
 
Last time I was in one a girl came up and asked if I'd like a dance for a tenner so I started giving it big fish little fish etc

I didn't get my tenner though :confused:
 
Never been to one myself. I just don't see the...appeal, I suppose. Spend an awful lot of money for no real action except some chick wiggling in front of you. Errmm....

Maybe stage shows and topless waitresses etc. yeah, but private dance? Nah.
 
probably cheaper to just hire an escort , if i was single and desperate i think i probably would rather than goto a strip club
 
BennyC said:
Office boner? :p

Year 7/8 at school was the worst for me. Pritty much every time I sat down. Was always hoping the teacher would never make us stand up!

Assembly too. Dear jesus as soon as I plonked myself down and crossed my legs you could spin plates on it.

Calmed down somewhat now. Dirty talk and being offered it on a plate doesn't do anything for me, particulary when it's easy. Much prefer the fun of the chase and some flirting. Or not saying a word but having just seen each other across the room and then some rough :D
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It was busses for me! Never had a problem in school but those old busses set something off. Always when close to my stop as well :(
 
i have have not been to one since my 18th, i am practically begging my mates to go but either have no money, no time, wife's not letting them off the reins or scared, is it wrong to go alone?
 
I've been to a few strip clubs and they are such a massive rip-off and generally crap.

You get more going on in a gay club that's just a normal gay club!
 
Morba said:
It was busses for me! Never had a problem in school but those old busses set something off. Always when close to my stop as well :(
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Same, very rare I get buses but on the odd occasion I do I'll bet money it's going to happen. I wonder how many others are also hiding something on that same bus :p

Nout worse than the morning glory especially when you and all your mates (guys and girls) have crashed out in the lounge. You then have an assault course of bodies to negotiate without waking them, whilst nursing a full on, only to then have to squat over the bog trying not to **** everywhere.
 
mast3r said:
i have have not been to one since my 18th, i am practically begging my mates to go but either have no money, no time, wife's not letting them off the reins or scared, is it wrong to go alone?
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