Epic fail
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I've been to a lapdance club and i just don't see the point. Its like going to a restaurant and having a nice juicy steak in front of you and your just about to tuck into the sexual piece of meat and all of a sudden some huge waiter comes up and says your not allowed to eat it! Then 6 minutes later they take it away from you but still charge you for the meal. So I think if i'm going to be spending my money on a meal i might as well get a McDonalds, it might not look as good but at least you get fries and a coke with it as well.
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That would explain why it's so hard to find chloroform in Liverpool...
Way to expensive when a bottle to the face would work.
Oh wait, thats foreplay on Merseyside!!
(joke before knickers are twisted into anus's)
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I'm guessing people would guess that was a joke, You know, Without telling them
Had you not mentioned it was a joke, I would have had to descend upon you rabidly and point out how bad your English is, even compared to that of a Lacoste wearing chav. Since it was a joke though, I don't have to.
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If you go to a lapdance place and your wedding tackle does not twitch then....
....you are Gay as **** or she is seriously ugly.
....you are Gay as **** or she is seriously ugly.
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Had you not mentioned it was a joke, I would have had to descend upon you rabidly and point out how bad your English is, even compared to that of a Lacoste wearing chav. Since it was a joke though, I don't have to.
Lacoste?
You are spoiling me!
Fake Lacoste.
The strip clubs in Montreal are awesome! they ended up having a lesbian show on stage then bringing guys on stage and lying down with money on their face.....i'm assuming you can guess the rest......best....night...EVER!!!
... i'm assuming you can guess the rest......best....night...EVER!!!
I can't, do tell
They'd put money on various body parts and attempt to pick it up with their womanly parts, one of them also started giving a guy a hand job on stage, i was trying to push my mate on stage but he was having none of it!
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hahahahahahaha
Plus 1, I never went to uni but while staying with a friend who was at uni I turned down a house mate of his one night, spent the next 24hrs regretting, as didn't want to cause my mate any grief.... that wore thin though and ended up smashing the pasty of one of the fittest student nurses for almost 4days solid, even got her to wear the uniform! one of the greatest experiences of my life!
Honestly mate your young, as long as you armour plate it let it have what it wants... sebtling down and being a gent can come later!
Won't forget the Thailand strip club I went to with my brother.
Each table had a pole, we sat down at one table, drinks arrived, lady (yes a real one not a ladyboy) got on the table and showed us a bit more than expected, gave her a tip which was probably a months wages for her. She seemed rather grateful anyway as she got off the table, sat down between us and slid her hands inside our trousers..
I'm like hang on a minute, I'm sat with my bro here... hand shandies in private Purlease!!
Each table had a pole, we sat down at one table, drinks arrived, lady (yes a real one not a ladyboy) got on the table and showed us a bit more than expected, gave her a tip which was probably a months wages for her. She seemed rather grateful anyway as she got off the table, sat down between us and slid her hands inside our trousers..
I'm like hang on a minute, I'm sat with my bro here... hand shandies in private Purlease!!
How ******* grim :-/.