Spec me an excuse

[sanaxe1]

Say you was walking by but fell over into lots of mud , his wife seen you and invited you in for a drink while she washed your clothes.

 

[Firenze]

the classic "I fell over... into your wife. A lot... Just couldn't catch a break!"
or of course
"This isn't where I parked my car!"

 

[weescott]

"The Doc just told me I have syphilis and I confided in your wife"

 

[mrk]

Say you was walking by but fell over into lots of mud , his wife seen you and invited you in for a drink while she washed your clothes.

And polished your pole and at the end of it you gave her a protein shake ^_^

 

[West]

Obvious Troll is obvious.

 

[me227]

[surprised_mode]

'This is not my wife!'

[/surprised_mode]

Fixed. Just incase you get caught in the act!

 

[Kutter]

worst im etting laid thread ever

 

[Redz]

worst i'm not getting 250 posts any time soon thread ever

fixed

 

[-BA-]

Permaban this **** for just being an oxygen thief....imo

 

[FatBoyObese]

worst I'm getting laid thread ever

Worst lying about getting laid thread ever.....I mean come on, He's not big enough to satisfy her and he can only manage once a night......so are you hung like a stallion and an all night chap OP.....Talk about bigging yourself up LOL

 

[*Moangroan*]

what a waste of skin.

 

[Fuzz]

This thread rings a bell

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

"Jesus! thank god you came back, she's raping me!!!!....from underneath"

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Do you live under a bridge?

 

[ojrules]

[surprised_mode]

'This is not my house!'

[/surprised_mode]

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

I am having an affair with my best friends wife at the moment.

No, no you're not.

We have not been caught yet

And won't be because you're lying.

but i would like an excuse for being round his house when he is not supposed to be there.

No, no you don't. See above.

She tells me he isnt big enough to satisfy her and can only do it once in a night, so she is really hot for it.

Does she? Does she really? Hint - no, she doesn't.

Any help would be much appreciated

You are welcome!

 

[Thumpsta]

I don't believe you!!

 

[FatBoyObese]

snip

Thanks for that....just sprayed a mouthful of coffee over my screen
*walks quickly to kitchen to get Bounty towel*