Off out in London, not a clue what to wear !

You can get in to the higher end clubs wearing trainers, but usually only if you know the door pickers. Just go safe with shoes, trousers (or smart jeans) and a shirt.

Otherwise if you roll up at midnight after a few beers you're just giving them one more reason not to let you in. You might say "their loss" but then there's a reason why those places are packed full of hot girls and not 30-40 somethings out on hen parties. If you want the latter just go to OnAnon or Tiger Tiger, they'll let anyone in. :p :)
 
You can get in to the higher end clubs wearing trainers, but usually only if you know the door pickers. Just go safe with shoes, trousers (or smart jeans) and a shirt.

From my experience usually only get in wearing trainers if your on the concessions list or VIP even if your buddies with the person on the door.
 
Little black dress. A truly timeless classic.

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Just wear shoes, smartish jeans and a casual shirt, you should get let in most places unless you try go on in some overly posh place, and you shouldn't be overdressed, unless you decide to go to a rave
 
White or bright colored trainers are often refused.

Have had no problems with black Nike's, or with brown sporty shoes in any places.
 
White or bright colored trainers are often refused.

Have had no problems with black Nike's, or with brown sporty shoes in any places.

id say this is pretty accurate- fashion trainers are allowed, so aslong as you're wearing nice white trainers, in the tennis style (not in proper trainer style) you'l be ok, but its better just to wear shoes and not give the bouncer a reason to turn you down
 
Jesus Christ, OP.

Where do you come from?

The rules are simple.

If in doubt...

strap a dead rat to your under sole, there are many in London you can pluck up from the street.

NO!

If in doubt...

Wear shoes.

:p Jesus.. how far north do you live? Shetland?

edit: Wales I see.. :(.. *insert sheep joke here*
 
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hollow out a marrow or courgette get naked, put your tackle in it and sellotape it to yourself.

Footwear get 2 mangy cats and boot them really hard in the arse till they slide onto your feet. The ladies love this.
 
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